Paris Hilton Invades Hawaii! Infects The Pacific Ocean!

Paris Hilton is currently infecting the island of Maui with current boy toy douchebag (Amanda Bynes’ ex-bf) Doug Reinhardt (not shown). According to his bio (on his official website! WTF?!?!), Doug is recovering from a knee injury but is still pursuing his dreams to be a MLB player. Yeah, sure… I shouldn’t waste your time about how much of a douche this dude is.

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JD
JD

The next day's news will be that a massive fish die off was caused by a bimbo being washed ashore.

RobbieGnome

and God looked down and said "Ah shit, how we gonna get the smell off the fish now" !!!!!

ninja...
ninja...

when the doctor said "Irrigate that infection with lots of saline" he didn't mean soak your rotten gash in the ocean bitch...

joe65757
joe65757

i wood fuk her even though im 17. she has the hottest bodyyyy everrrrrrrrr!!

the kitten
the kitten

i cant believe im saying this cause usually i dont like paris at all. but she actually looks pretty good here, she looks cute and young. and i want her necklace

ThatsJustWrong
ThatsJustWrong

She would have a fantastic body if she just had a little more in the chest department. Better than a bad boob job though.

McPerv
McPerv

It will take years for the Pacific Ocean ecosystem to recover.

TORO
TORO

Boring!!!...Where's a White Shark when u need one!!

RoastedNuts
RoastedNuts

There had to be someone better looking, with a nicer body, and more relevant to a productive society on the beach than Paris Hilton. Even if they were anonymous.

Some Guy
Some Guy

She's so irrelevant now. This is the first time I've seen pics of her in what seems like months.

dorkus2
dorkus2

What, no nips out yet? But you gotta admit she sure makes that blue bikini look daymm hot. Cooties and all.

hmili
hmili

She doesn't look too bad in those pics... At least she doesn't give in to a boob job. I think those tiny tits are really cute.

Marco
Marco

She's actually OK an kind of pretty, the only bad thing about her is her HUGE FEET.

Hunter
Hunter

Paris and the Geico lizard are twins separated at birth.

Beach Bum
Beach Bum

I'm not going to look at 15 pics of Paris Hilton. Will someone let me know which page the nip slip is on?

Beach Bum
Beach Bum

The biggest attention whore on the planet. I still can't get over that pink bently.

WhoaJum
WhoaJum

Really your gonna post 15 pics of this dumb bitch.