Paris Hilton Invades Miami Beach! Infects Atlantic Ocean!!!

First Paris Hilton goes and infects the Pacific Ocean and now the Atlantic Ocean? Whore. Oh yeah, and Doug Reinhardt is sooooo awesome!!!

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Ali
Ali

Yup, pretty sure thats a vag lip.

the kitten
the kitten

the self-tanner went a little awry there

Some Guy
Some Guy

Reminds me of a scene from "Jaws": "Get out of the water!"

Mundo
Mundo

Why does this chick insist on contaminating the beaches, Why? can't she just stay in her jacuzzi or swimming pool or even in her bathtub and get screwed there instead of in public....

Mr Bill
Mr Bill

I believe I see vagina in picture #6...and I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Connery

If she jumped into Loch Ness, the Loch Ness Monster would jump the fuck out, sprout legs and make a run for it.

ew
ew

everything on her is pointy and sharp. I feel sorry for him. He should marry her because no other chick is going to touch him after hes been with paris.