Why Does Kelly Clarkson Insist on Wearing Really Tight Jeans?!

I have always thought she's gorgeous and I still do. She looks damn good to me! I'd take her over Lohan, Paris, that cow Kim Kardashian, and the entire cast of the Hills.

Wow. Is this your characteristic attitude? If so, I almost pity you.

ahahahaha...good one.

Don't you mean out of the pantry?

She just needs to come out of the closet already and no one will care if she's fat or not.

You're about as transparent as a Ziploc bag...and you have about as much substance as one.

Anybody who's studied linguistics & psychology can tell the similarities between your insults & Pam's insults. You both use insults that make little sense, have no "sting" and are meant for a young child.

We all know you're butthurt about not being able to post..and you've probably been locked out of your main account...but for fuck's sake....LET IT GO AND JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE ALREADY. You're not fooling anyone and no one wants you around.

We're boring, yet here you are responding stupidly to every comment.

You two are boring, obviously bored and dumb you couple of grizzly bears. Begone from my sight.

Sense no make, this sentence does.

Every time I turn around someone's making predictions and offering advice on peoples lives they know nothing about. -- And what's even more curious is that they all seem to say the exact same things, in the same ways, and immediately their comments get rocked.

I rest my case.

You sound like a lurker. I call it as I see it. You're a "logical liar", I can tell by your comment and it is pathetic and it reeks of loneliness and desperation. But I guess that I would be the same if I lived such a pointless, empty life with absolutely nothing to offer...

Allow me to make an observation.

Within 32 minutes of posting this, "2 Bastards Dug This!"....yet, I know for a fact that only one person would possibly "dig" your comment....and it's you and an alternate account.

How do I know this?

You've only been registered for .

Now...how can you...someone who's only been on this site for about two days make an assumption like that? Unless....you've been lurking here for some time or this account is an alt.

But, then again...what do I know?

Wow thanks for that in-depth analysis in all respects, 'Goliano'. What wonderful powers of perception. If I were to try my hand at your game I would probably assume that you were a lonely, attention-seeking, cowardly and tedious individual. But then I guess I'm just not as intuitive as you...

even though she's huge now, she still got a great voice though

umm... she's kelly clarkson ... I would have to fuck her

Just exasperated, Ezekiel. That's all.

i understand that, but its flawed.

unless your blind. and even still.

wow Captain Obvious. i sure hope you never use those psychic powers for evil

LMFAO... A++ dude. A++.

Care to elaborate, Gertrude?

I just love the Buts in some of these comment.. *Smile*

to answer one question - it might be MJ.com now but we are still Bastards here..

i'd "like" to see a "nice" Scandalous Comment..

Hitting this might be fun.

being fat probably makes her a better singer

Stop being a god damn baby!

Think of ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.

How can we possibly solve this problem?

WE CAN'T. There will always be different people, you're saying everyone should be the same? That's your thought. Not gonna happen.

Yes, this is a shallow world. But what I wrote was at least well thought out. Be realistic, here.

I think what Danielle is trying to say is that if you're thinking with that train of thought, you might as well just get head from a guy...because in the dark, everyone looks the same....regardless of size or gender.

"...elbow deep within the borderline...."

You're nasty.

Oh for the love of Benji....

*sighs*

then why are you on this site? dumbass. i agree with ur statement, looks aren't everything but it's our initial impression. we don't know any of these ppl first-hand. we can only judge them primarily on their looks (yes, it's superficial) and snippets of what they articulate and their "talent."

u have horrible taste.

what is so wrong with being healthy. Nothing. Nobody said she had to be skinny as a toothpick. For her height and age, that is not a healthy weight. Like when i first saw her on t.v. i thought she was cute and was a nice size.

don't mention the kiebler...

Jezza's gonna git ya!!!!

well and in all fairness, at least ONE thing we could take from this site is that EVERYONE has different tastes...

i can name at least 5 women that are on this site on a regular basis 99% of all guys would take OVER Kelly... but i wouldnt...

id rather have Kelly than Fox, Pantierre, Kardashian, Brook and Keibler... ANY DAY.

fat or not.

your logic is flawed... a straight guy wouldnt pick up a dude at a bar.

it was more along the lines of.... your drunk end of the night, u know a chick is bigger and less attractive, but if you take her home... in that manner.

while your logic might be correct... its flawed cause a straight guy doesnt go home or pick up dudes.

as for the DSL thing, i always figured when you got FATTER, EVERYTHING go fatter.

although maybe its like a dick for guys... as you get FATTER your dick doesnt get bigger.

so since i cant disagree, so ill believe the comment about lips not getting bigger when you get fatter.

LMAO.... thats great dude.... i couldnt respond right now even if i could find a witty comment cause im laughing to hard...

True.

You both are. One is stupid because she argues like a 6 year old, and the other is too stupid to realize she's being fucked with by the equivalent of a 1st grader. Idiots.

tell us what you really think..

LMAO..

Yup, Moejacksonly... you really know how to attract the nutjobs. Entertaining like a 10 car pile-up on I-94.

How the hell did they manage to get Shamu on stage?

Man...that's a disturbing school of thought because if that's your logic, you might as well get a head from a guy because...

if you shut off the lights and your getting your dick sucked and balls licked... does it REALLY matter what gender he ACTUALLY is?

in the end, if your in the dark and you cant see him, and hes giving you head.... does it really matter what his gender is?

think about it...

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I won't even get into this "in turn wouldnt a "bigger" girl be better, cause chances are she prolly has DSL?" because when you get fat, your lips do not inflate...your face does.

still, you're still THE stupid one...that is one title you'd never have to worry about losing because you've worked very hard to achieve the level of stupidity that you have reached...you know damn well i'm not a guy, PAM!

Don't agree with me...don't even acknowledge my existence, you low life.

p.s. how do you type with a claw hand? I mean, since your lonely ass cannot get a real woman and your concept of having sex involves nothing but your hand, I am pretty sure your hand has taken the shape of a claw by now.

Bahaha!!.. Funniest post for ages.. Well done Moe!!

How are we shallow?!

Just because people do not like disgusting automatically makes them shallow? When I see a cockroach, I say, "nasty"; when I see something that is not pleasant to my eye sight, I say, "nasty"; when i see a fat chick in tight clothes, guess what I say? NASTY!

This is what I'm talking about. Fat chicks are so lazy to do something about their nasty looks that they expect the entire world to stop liking what's attractive and cater to their nastiness. No one on here said she had to be a size 2 so how does media have anything to do with this?

All you fat asses out there...go lose weight. The world is laughing at us. The richest country in the world with the highest obese population.

Stop liking your own god damn comments!

"poor woman"

She is hardly poor! She doesn't work 9 to 5, makes millions, can hire the best trainers and eat the healthiest foods. I'm sick and tired of fat people always expecting others to feel sorry for them...it's amazing that they even have the nerve to tell people they don't want to be called fat but "overweight"...WHY? You have a lot of fat in your body so you're FAT!

Who is being materialistic here? WTF? Learn the definition of the word "materialistic" first. Looks mean something; to say they mean nothing is BULLSHIT. When you buy clothing, do you not buy it based on the way it looks? Do you not buy it because you like the way it looks? Same thing goes for human-beings, too! It's not everything but it sure is not nothing!

Take your cryings elsewhere!

because she is hot, and I wanna do her!!!

No feet in any of the pics... I think her ass ate them.

I used to be this weight, so I emphasis with her. But I didn't really give a damn and I can see she doesn't either. She's overweight yes, just as I was overweight, but I still wouldn't call her fat...and I wouldn't say she's unhealthy either. I wasn't unhealthy, I just went through a very long stage of staying the same weight no matter how hard I exercised or dieted.

Now I'm 30 pounds lighter - and in Self Magazine this month thanks to my loss (albeit recently it was only an 8 pound drop).

I know it's pointless to say anything on a website where men can only get off to stick-thin women (I'm 130 now and I'm sure you would all consider me a heifer) but I just thought I'd stand up for Kelly.

What she DOES need though, is a stylist. She has no clue how to dress for her body type - indeed I don't think the unhemmed jean look is good for ANY type!

lmao @ "my head is not really this big"

and yes this woman is unhealthy Diabella.

That's the first step, admitting you've got a problem and that you're powerless. Looks like you're on your way, now. Godspeed.