From The Bastardly Archives… Two Years Ago!
Monthly Archives: January 2009
Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson @ Fashion Dinner For Aids
For every post that we’ve ever done with Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson, he’s never look interested in the attended event. I’m sure he’s just going because sex is definitely in the plans at the end of the night and surely that must be the only thing on his mind. Joshua went to The Met Opera opening night, seriously?! Sex must’ve been promised at the end of the night. And what about the Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala? Oh yeah, sex was probably promised for that one too. Diane is a nice looking chick to have on your arm and her sexy legs wrapped around you but come on now, you’re not fooling anyone, Joshua. Tell her you wanna stay home next time.
Today’s Shauna Sand Bikini Pics! Jet Ski Riding Edition!
Compared to last week, this week has not been kind to us when it comes to bikini pics. I mean, last week we had Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller (w/ nip slip), Selita Ebanks, a lot of Alessandra Ambrosio, and yes, even Coleen Rooney.
This week was highlighted by multiple bikini posts of Shauna Sand. Sure Amelle Berrabah bikini pics were okay (but who the hell is she) but the Hilary Duff bikini pics had some potential but she didn’t really show off all the goodies. Also, Jessica Biel really only gave us one Biel booty shot, granted it was a nice booty but her bikini post was weak-ass and we still had to look at Shauna in a bikini.
Next week… we need some Cassie bikini pics!!! Hell, I’d rather look at AnnaLynne McCord’s bikini bod eating a burger!!!
From The Bastardly Archives… Two Years Ago!
Rihanna Performs @ NFL Pepsi Smash Super Bowl Concert
This chick performs at so many events, it almost seems like there are a few Rihannas floating around the globe. Anyway, it’s great to see that she’s wringing every penny out from her current fame…YOU GO GIRL!!
Olivia Munn Wears Panties On Her Head! OW!
Olivia Munn recently joined the Complex Media Network and her new OliviaMunn.com website is set to launch next week. So now that Olivia is apart of the same family of websites with us, hopefully we can get our hands on exclusive bikini pics of Olivia and better yet, maybe we could get her to actually come to the site.
Hey Olivia! Give us here at The Bastardly some love on AOTS!!!
Joanna & Marta Krupa: Ralph Magazine, February 2009
My head’s about to explode…OW!
Here are some snippets from their interview:
JOANNA ON MARTA
What’s Marta’s favourite sex position?
Lying on her back?
Marta says: Can I keep this private? Joanna probably won’t.
MARTA ON JOANNA
What’s Joanna’s favourite sex position?
I don’t know. And I never want to know. I don’t even want to think about that. I think we both look at each other and think, “Eww. You’re gross.” It’s like thinking about your parents doing it.
Joanna says: I like when the guy’s on top.
Fashion Rating: Rachelle Lefevre @ “Push” Premiere in L.A.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
And, since we haven’t featured Rachelle on Bastardly before, here’s a lil’ intro…
Rachelle Marie Lefevre (born February 1, 1979 in Montreal, Quebec) is a Canadian actress. She portrayed Victoria in the 2008 film Twilight, based on the novel written by Stephenie Meyer.
Lefevre has at times been overwhelmed by the scrutiny she has received from her involvement with Twilight. “It’s the closest I will ever come in my life to being a rock star,” she told The Canadian Press, describing an appearance on MuchMusic, where over 1,500 fans showed up in Toronto.[12] Overall though, she describes herself as delighted by the attention and excitement of the fans.[12] She will appear in the film’s sequel, based on Meyer’s second novel, New Moon, and has begun trapeze classes in preparation for the wire work in the film. [Source]
New Hottie!! Christian Serratos @ ‘Push’ Premiere in L.A.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Christian just turned 18 back in September & from the looks of things, it appears she has a bright future ahead of her in Hollywood—assuming she can play her cards right (we all know what that means. Ow!) Anyway, most of you are probably wondering who the hell she is, so here’s some Wiki-action…
Christian Serratos (born September 21, 1990) is an American actress. Her TV credits include a recurring role as Suzie Crabgrass on the Nickelodeon series Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide, and roles on Hannah Montana, Zoey 101, and a 7th Heaven episode called “Broken Hearts and Promises”. She also co-starred in the Disney Channel Original Movie Cow Belles. She portrayed Angela Weber in the movie Twilight, based on the best-selling novel by Stephenie Meyer.
New Hottie! Nicole Trunfio @ “Russell James” Portrait Book Launch
Photo Credit: INFphoto.com
Nicole Trunfio was another hottie who hit up Russ James’s new book launch party in the West Village a couple days back (Alessandra Ambrosio was there too!). And, just like Alicia Rountree, Nicole too has never been featured on Bastardly.
Since we don’t know much, here’s a brief intro…
Nicole is a 23-year old Australian model from Merredin, a small country town in Western Australia. Alongside, Tyson Beckford, she’s a mentor to models on “Make Me A Supermodel,” which airs on Bravo.