Kylie Minogue makes another appearance on Flashback Friday, once from the 2001 MTV Europe Awards and at the 2004 Top of the Pops Christmas Party. But more recently from 2008, I found an awesome Bastardly job within Kylie’s tour that I wanted. She’s still got it even from the days of this session of photoshoot sex.
Stacey Keibler spent most of 2008 attending random events (movie premieres, product launches, club openings, magazine parties, etc, etc) in order to stay somewhat relevant to the horndogg community. After she ended her wrestling career as a Nitro Girl in WCW & following a short stint on Dancing with the Stars, Stacey Keibler is currently deep in hasbeen territory w/ a boyfriend who has a fat goatee. How much longer can Stacey’s agent keep getting her invites to events?!
Anyway, for a sample of Stacey Keibler’s best years, hit these:
Stacy Keibler: From Wrestling Stripper to Church Girl
MUST SEE!! Stacy Keibler Tugs The Rope Of Love In March 2006 Stuff Mag
Stacy Keibler has already won Dancing with the Stars
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First off, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU BASTARDS! Hope you guys woke up next to someone really hot this morning!
Kelly Brook and boy-toy Danny Cipriani (damn bastard!!!) sex’ed their way into the new year while on a romantic Caribbean vacation. They were spotted having what appears to be underwater sex by bastardly members of the paparazzi. I have to admit, having underwater sex in the Caribbean is about 3000x better than waiting in freezing temps for some dumb white ball to drop in Time Square (for those of you who went that route).
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Anwyay, what we previously thought was a temporary fling following Kelly’s highly publicized break up with actor Billy Zane has turned into a somewhat long term relationship with rugby player Danny Cipriani since they started sleeping with each other back in September. I still can’t believe the lucky bastard is still getting to motor boat this woman behind closed door! Damn him to hell!!
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These were snapped @ PURE Nightclub inside the Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, NV.
Kim Kardashian & her two fame-whore sisters Khloe & Kourtney drank their way in the 2009 with family & friends. I’m pretty sure that by 2AM, younger & fatter sister Khloe was in the men’s room giving hand-jobs to rich & well-networked Kardashian-family friends on hand for the big bash. Any Bastardly member get lucky?
Anyway, here are a bunch of pics from last night’s big party!
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This is what happens to your career after your MTV reality TV show (Laguna Beach) gets pulled off the air. You pretty much get banished into D-list land & forced to contemplate porn as a viable source of income. Let’s hope Kristin Cavallari takes up one of the x-rated offers…OW!
Along with Kardashians, these two bitches were also at Pure Nightclub in Vegas. Any of you bastards have special 2009 wishes for Heidi & Spence, by chance? If so, sound off below…