Posts from July 2014

Breaking! Miley Cyrus Rode Her Bicycle All By Herself!

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Miley Cyrus wants to win an Oscar and thinks that the new Hannah Montana movie will help to achieve that. It’s supposed to be more deep and shit, yeah, whatever.

“It has a lot more drama,” Musso explained. “There’s a lot of sentimental things [in the script] that came from her heart and Billy Ray’s heart, because that’s where they live. They shot in all the areas they used to hang out in.

“Miley doesn’t want to be Hannah Montana,” he said of the film’s plot. “She wants to go back [home] and be her own thing, and falls in love with a boy there and doesn’t want to leave.

“It’s a little bit more mature, but still very family friendly,” Source

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Rihanna Spotted in a Bikini in Mexico! No Visible Scars Remain!

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Rihanna’s back!

After all the drama following a pre-Grammy party earlier this month, Rihanna resurfaces not in front of the press explaining what exactly went down on that God awful night, but instead, she was spotted poolside wearing a bikini in Mexico last weekend.

On top of that, to everyone’s disbelief, it’s rumored that Rihanna is actually taking Chris Brown’s calls over the past few days. What the fuck is up with that?! Is Rihanna really one of those emotionally needy chicks that she’ll continue tea-bagging the same dude who turned her face into THIS? Snap out of it, Rihanna!

Anyway, these pics were snapped over the weekend while Rihanna relaxed in Punta Mita, Mexico. We’re gonna assume she wanted to photographed because why else would she jump on a flight to some Mexican beach? She could’ve just as easily coughed up $5-10K and disappeared to the Bastardly-favorite Maldives.

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Tila Tequila Went To Starbucks! Smokes Camel Cigarettes!

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Remember that Christian Bale tirade… you know, the one where he says “fuck” like 40 times? Here’s what our favorite Vietnamese whore had to say about it,

“He can talk to me like that any time! I love him.” Source

Stupid whore. Anyways, if you haven’t seen the rant, Family Guy style, you gotta. Funny shit.

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Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady Got Married In Santa Monica

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These photos are from DT Magazine, March 2009, but we already saw them last year in V Magazine.

So yeah, Gisele Bundchen is now officially off the market… just like Adriana Lima (DAMN YOU MARKO JARIC). Reports are that it was a small ceremony at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica. But anyways, Tom Brady’s baby mama Bridget Moynahan attended with his son, John. Source

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Rachel Bilson's Engagement Ring To Hayden Christensen

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Photo Credit: JAM/ bauergriffinonline.com
Well, we saw Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen go vote for Obama together (well, Hayden is Canadian) so the next step would be for them to get engaged, right? Maybe the Pepsi and Ziplock bags we saw Rachel buying was for an engagement announcement of sorts? Yeah, probably not. Somewhere Adam Brody is saying to himself, “That guy?!”

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