My analysis of Megan Fox posts: If she’s at an event, say the Golden Globes or the Spike TV VGA, she gets dolled up and looks fucking hot. If it’s just candid shots of Megan in Vancouver Int’l Airport or LAX w/ BAG, she looks fucking hot too, even when not getting all dolled up. Megan, I’m sure Hef has got your cell phone on speed dial and wants you to pose immediately! Give us more than your weak-ass topless shots from Jennifer’s Body!
Amanda Bynes is doing some “I’m single and ready to mingle” PR by showing off those fine ass sexy legs of hers. Last time her sexy lets were at Mr. Chows and before that she showed off those sexy stems at the Golden Globe Awards. Who the hell wouldn’t want those babies wrapped around you while having rebound sex with the recently single Amanda?
In case you missed last Friday, Miley Cyrus gave us some side boob action that was very close to an illegal wardrobe malfunction but luckily the quality wasn’t so clear that we could really pick out a nipple if looking hard.
So the question is a matter of when will Miley go crazy and start going panty-less like Britney or just let a boob fall out like Lily Allen?
Vanessa Hudgens’s mother is Filipino so I have no other explanation for her buying a 5 liter bottle of white vinegar. Well, I’m almost positive that is one of those big bottles of white vinegar. Anyways, I know, it’s come down to posting this kinda crap of Vanessa. She needs to go on vacation, even if it is with douchebag Zac, so we can see her in a bikini once again. Hell, better yet, leak some new hairy bush photos!
In our last Stacy Keibler post, we posed the question of whether she’d get a real job in 2009. I think she got the message loud and clear because she starting to do some personal marketing by flaunting her sexy legs both nights or partying in Tampa during Super Bowl weekend. I’m sure some execs must’ve taken notice because we did since she’s had her boring moments. Let’s hope that Stacy gets a gig on something other than ABC Family this year. If all else fails, Stacy, just get yourself in a bikini and we’ll still continue to give you Bastardly love.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Yeah, yeah, yeah… so Slumdog Millionaire got honored at this award show too. Already having received honors at both the Golden Globes and SAG Awards, there’s no doubt that Slumdog Millionaire will pick up some awards at the Academy Awards. I mean, they are nominated 10 times.
However, let’s focus on hottie Freida Pinto and the way she’s raising the temperature for Indian hotties! No doubt we’ll be seeing more of her across the pages of magazine and definitely she’ll be getting Bastardly love!
Here’s the Slumdog trailer:
It’s already been confirmed for a few weeks that Aubrey O’Day will be appearing in the March 2009 issue of Playboy. Do you think that she cashed in on her Playboy Trump Card fairly soon in her whoring career like Kim Kardashian’s Playboy appearance? Here’s the first leaked photo that popped-up over the weekend. The quality isn’t so good but from the looks of it, Photoshop gave Aubrey a little bit more in the ass department. I’m definitely interested in the rest of the photos. After seeing what she did for Complex Magazine (BUKKAKE!), who knows what she’ll show off for Playboy, especially since she got $500k for the spread that she says was “liberating.”
In related news, Aubrey’s old group, Danity Kane, is over and done. According to Dawn Richard, the group has split and it’s over.
“As of right now, [Danity Kane doesn’t exist],” Dawn Richard told MTV News on Wednesday (January 28). “It’s devastating for me.”
“You’ll see me and Drea [Aundrea Fimbres] try and pick up the pieces on our own [on this season’s show] — pieces that we didn’t even make,” she continued. “We didn’t even break it and we’re trying to sweep it up ourselves. Puff invited all the girls to come back on this season and they chose not to. Only two of us showed up. That’s fine if that’s the choice. Source