Posts from July 2014

Danneel Harris: Maxim Magazine, March 2009

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Danneel Harris is one of the many hotties that appear in Fired Up!. In addition to seeing Danneel at the Fired Up! premiere, there was AnnaLynne McCord (OW!), Helena Mattsson, Kayla Ewell, and Hayley Marie Norman.

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Poppy Montgomery @ 2nd Annual Women in Film Pre-Oscar Party

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I know some of you bastards will disagree, but I think Poppy looks absolutely amazing for 36! Daayum!

Here’s more info:

Poppy Montgomery (born Poppy Petal Emma Elizabeth Deveraux Donahue; 19 June 1972) is an Australian actress. She currently stars as Samantha Spade in the American television series Without a Trace.

Montgomery quit school to travel with her then-boyfriend, emigrating to the United States when she was 18. She came into prominence with her portrayal of Marilyn Monroe in the 2001 CBS mini-series Blonde, based on the novel by Joyce Carol Oates. [Source]

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Mischa Barton: FHM Magazine, April 2009

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We all know what Mischa Barton looks like sans Photoshop (shapeless legs!)… good job FHM!

In Mischa news, I guess she thinks the media has been talking about her weight loss even though we’ve not seemed to care since we can’t get past her legs. Anyways, Mischa had this to say… and we really don’t care.

“So lately there’s been a lot of crazy press about my weight and just so you guys know I’m happier and healthier than ever so there is no need to worry about me. Things are really well in Mischa world and I’ve just been watching what I eat.

“I still love my pilates and yoga, and have cut back on fatty foods a bit. My time in India and Paris really just helped me lose a little bit of weight but there’s nothing drastic going on!

“I appreciate the concern, I just wish the press wouldn’t harbor on it as I think it’s very unhealthy for young girls to read about and pay attention to. To my female fans: Just be happy and secure with yourself and don’t let other people’s perceptions of you dictate the way you live your life.” Source

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Lady GaGa Brings The Afternoon Links!

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- Bar Refaeli In A Douchebag Sandwich [HollywoodTuna]
- NYU Protesters Get Topless [CO-ED Magazine]
- Darlene’s Still Got It Going On [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Kara DioGuardi & Paula Abdul Are Not Happy [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Rihanna’s pregnant? [Celebslam]

- The 9 Hottest Louisianan Women [Complex]
- The Real Housewives Of OC Reunion [Dlisted]
- Octo-Mom Offered $1 Million to do Porno [Yeeah!]
- Mischa Barton is Slimming in FHM Magazine [Derek Hail]
- Holly Madison and Criss Angel are over [The Blemish]

- Julie Ordon topless [Flabber]
- Britney Spears is a Sneaky Little Tramp [Celeb Parasite]
- George Clooney is a father (on ER: potential spoilers) [Cele|bitchy]
- that there’s guys in these pics may ruin this for some of you/but i think it’s cool [The Bastardly Society]

- THE 10 HOTTEST BRAZILIAN MODELS OF ALL TIME [Manofest]
- Lindsay Lohan Scrawny Topless Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Alyssa Milano Is Perfection Part IX [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Melissa Theuriau Goes For A Run With Her Husband In Miami!

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Photo Credit: INFphoto.com
Melissa is pictured burning some calories with her husband Jamel Debbouze.

Melissa Theuriau was one of our favorite chicks a couple years back—that is, of course, until she tied the knot with this dude. For those who care, the Wiki says Jamel is a “French actor, comedian and producer of Moroccan descent.” Along with his amazing sense of humor, I’m also sure Jamel has an 18″ cock as an extra layer of icing on the cake to attract hot chicks like Melisa Theuriau. Fucker.

For those of you rich bastards who live in South Beach & want to steal Melissa away from Jamel, hit up the ultra-exclusive Setai hotel. The French lovebirds are currently stationed inside one of their luxury suites. Ow!

Anyway, for those of you bastards who’ve forgotten Ms. Theuriau, we’ll remind you with a couple posts:
See more from this set!

See more from this set!

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Kristen Stewart: Nylon Magazine, March 2009

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Photo Credit: Nylon Magazine

No worries, fanatic Kristen Stewart fans (as in, all you bastards who’re currently wacking off to these pics): She’s not dating her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson.

She claims they’re just good friends…who occasionally have trailer sex when they get bored on the set (we added the last part). Here’s what she told Nylon Magazine:

“Rob and I are good friends. We went through a lot together, so we feel very close.”

“(But) if we go out in public, every little detail is scrutinised, like the way I stand next to him… It’s only natural that we’re sort of leaning on each other, because we’re put in the most… psychotic situations.” [Nylon Magazine]

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Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric Married on Valentine's Day!

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These photos of Adriana are from 2006…

Actually the headlines say that Adriana Lima and Marko Jaric eloped but nonetheless it was a small ceremony in Jackson Hole, WY. In case you were wondering, Marko is averaging about 10 minutes and just under 2 points a game this season for the Memphis Grizzlies, while pulling in a $6,575,000 salary. Lucky bastard.

“We are so excited about our future together,” Lima said. “And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all our friends and family.”

Lima also hinted that she might be pregnant, noting on her Myspace page, “There are rumors of me pregnant. I just cannot say…YET.” Her rep, however, maintains that the rumors are not true. Source

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