Britney Spears Drinks Caramel Frappuccino From Starbucks!

In other Britney Spears news, looks like her father is crazy and Britney is desperately trying to get help from her legal team. Apparently she feels threatened by him. Who the hell are we to believe here? We’ll just sit back and let them all just drive each other insane. Here’s the voicemail…

“Hi my name’s Britney Spears. I called you earlier. I’m calling again because I just wanted to make sure that during the process of the eliminating the conservatorship that my father has threatened me several times, that you know, he’ll take my children away. I just want to be guaranteed that everything will be fine with the process and that you guys are taking care of everything, that things will stay the same as far as my custodial time. That’s it, bye. Source

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18 comments
Dick Throbbn

I'd be between them big ol' thighs in a heart beat if authorized. Lick her until her friggn head implodes.

Girlswannascrewme
Girlswannascrewme

No need to stalk and troll me. Im not that full of shit, sunglass wearing prick.

Girlswannascrewme
Girlswannascrewme

Lol goli is full of shit but whoever you are you have stalking his every post for weeks and weeks now.

RockHard
RockHard

I would DEFINITELY Fuck that

Tapper
Tapper

Louisiana trailer trash who appears to be well suited to taking a serious pounding. I bet you'd feel like you were in a tornado after getting through with her.

NO, YOU ARE THE STALKER, GOLIANO.
NO, YOU ARE THE STALKER, GOLIANO.

HAHA, YOU WISH I WAS STALKING YOU, YOU NO LIFE COCKRIDING, DICKLICKING SON OF A WHORE. WHY DON'T U TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE AND ATTEND THAT GROUP FOR STALKERS, YOU CREEP.

major
major

dumpy at any weight.

skilligan
skilligan

this is the best she has looked in a LONG time

WTH?!
WTH?!

YOU SAY THAT'S A GOOD THING??? THAT SHE COULD CHOKE OUT A RHINO???

JUST GIVE THIS UP YOU COCKSUCKING SON OF A RETARDED BITCH.

Goliano
Goliano

Enroll in a reading comprehension class, dumbshit!

WTH?!
WTH?!

YOU SAY "FAT" GIRLS ARE THE SHIT.

THEN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS, YOU GODDAMN HYPOCRITE.

BRIT AIN'T EVEN THAT FAT.

YOU GODDAMN FUCKING LIAR SON OF A BITCH

Goliano
Goliano

She could choke out a rhino with those thighs... and that's a good thing.

Some Guy
Some Guy

As trashy as ever. She looks like she just rolled out of the double-wide.

H.G.

That's not the old Brit. She looks like a soccer mom doing an impression of the old Brit.

wiseblood
wiseblood

you can take the girl out of the woods but you can't ever take the woods out of the girl.

what a fucking fat ass. i thought she was on tour.

i thought she was getting her ass in shape to be "old Britney".

what a fucking load.

go back to eating like a pig and just fade away already.