Did Paris Hilton Give Doug Reinhardt Herpes? HELL YEAH!!!

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 13

Didn’t Ultra-Cool Doug Reinhardt take our warnings of Paris Hilton infecting the Pacific Ocean and Atlantic Ocean seriously!? Her infections travel in many ways and still he had to go and eat the tuna. Poor bastard. Hah! If he’d stayed with Amanda Bynes I’d say odds of being STD-free would’ve been more likely. Don’t worry Doug, it’s not like we’re going to make a big deal about it… well, except for the photo below (for now).


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Dude

What a freaking idiot....ya bud, you look to cool for school. ROTFLMAO !

Stevo

Paris should be sterilized and wrapped in plastic.

Why anyone would touch her without a ten foot pole is beyond me.

Engster

Somebody hook it up with Valtrax. You gotta stop the flairs man. I'm not eating Moroccan food with this kid. Please add a no on the fondue.

ninja...
ninja...

i think it's sweet.

why opt for the tattoos when you can have matching herp blisters?

it helps you bond during the breakouts and no doubt adds a lot of conversation to the relationship...

fucking paris, is just like scratching a scab. it feels good to do it, afterward you're like "jeez, it felt good at the time. Now it's raw, painful and bleeding... wait what the fuck is that... pus!?"

Big Papi
Big Papi

He's just a user and a loser. He'll do all he can to live off of other people's money. Paris will dump him in a few weeks anyway. Her snatch is a revolving door.

goodness

that poor boy. that nasty tramp gave him an std. oh well, thats what he gets for being so attention hungry that he wants to go after paris hilton. when will his common sense kick in?

Switch
Switch

doesn't he look like Ryan Reynolds?

http://images.google.com/images?q=Ryan+Reynolds&sourceid;=navclient-ff&rlz;=1B3GGGL_enUS309US309&um;=1&ie;=UTF-8&ei;=uFHSSbnLD93unQewntzhBQ&sa;=X&oi;=image_result_group&resnum;=1&ct;=title

Nocturna
Nocturna

He is as much as an attention grabber as she is.I can see him using her to self promote it's written all over him...check out the crazy eyes on him ..spells "money hungry"

Some Guy
Some Guy

That's gross. But the bastard should have known better than to date that STD factory.

hmili
hmili

hahahahah that poor sucker...

koko

bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!