Posts from July 2014

Emmy Rossum @ Perez Hilton’s Birthday Party

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Remember Emmy Rossum is in the current issue of Details Magazine and those sexy photos are damn hot! Anyways, in the issue, she talks about the changes moving from NYC to LA.

“I miss New York,” Rossum, 22, tells Details for its April issue. “I miss the noise at night. If it’s too quiet here I can’t sleep. I want one of those noise generators that make beautiful wind chimes – only I want one that makes car alarms.” Source

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Did Paris Hilton Give Doug Reinhardt Herpes? HELL YEAH!!!

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Didn’t Ultra-Cool Doug Reinhardt take our warnings of Paris Hilton infecting the Pacific Ocean and Atlantic Ocean seriously!? Her infections travel in many ways and still he had to go and eat the tuna. Poor bastard. Hah! If he’d stayed with Amanda Bynes I’d say odds of being STD-free would’ve been more likely. Don’t worry Doug, it’s not like we’re going to make a big deal about it… well, except for the photo below (for now).


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Jennifer Love Hewitt Uses Wisk Laundry Detergent!

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We recently saw Jennifer Love Hewitt in Mexico with latest boyfriend, (balding) Jamie Kennedy. Here’s what that lucky bastard recently said about his thing for Ms. Love.

“I’m in love, and I don’t care. I thought it was something I would find in my 40s. It’s like, ‘Wow, you are hot. You can sing, you can dance, you’re, like, so smart and, wow, you can cook pasta fagioli too.’ ” Source

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Britney Spears Drinks Caramel Frappuccino From Starbucks!

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In other Britney Spears news, looks like her father is crazy and Britney is desperately trying to get help from her legal team. Apparently she feels threatened by him. Who the hell are we to believe here? We’ll just sit back and let them all just drive each other insane. Here’s the voicemail…

“Hi my name’s Britney Spears. I called you earlier. I’m calling again because I just wanted to make sure that during the process of the eliminating the conservatorship that my father has threatened me several times, that you know, he’ll take my children away. I just want to be guaranteed that everything will be fine with the process and that you guys are taking care of everything, that things will stay the same as far as my custodial time. That’s it, bye. Source

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Anne Hathaway Walks Around With New Boyfriend Adam Schulman

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These were snapped a couple days back in Venice, CA.

Why’s Anne dating this dude, again? Mr. Schulman definitely looks like a downgrade when compared to her ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri, who’s currently serving a 4.5-year sentence for being a shady douche bag.

MORE:
Inside Story: Raffaello Follieri - Page Six

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