Monthly Archives: March 2009

Alyssa Milano @ “Safe at Home” Book Signing in NYC

These were snapped over the weekend at Borders Books in New York City

With many years of hairy support here on Bastardly, we absolutely love Alyssa Milano, but with the recent economic downturn, I’d love to say that Alyssa’s new book “Safe at Home: Confessions of a Baseball Fanatic ” is going straight to the NY Times Bestsellers List, but sadly, that’s just not the case.

Now, if she had thought the marketing through & included a DVD of her top five favorite sex tapes with MLB players (she has slept with numerous the years), then I could make an excuse for the discretionary expense, but if it’s just a story of her sounding off on how much she loves baseball, then I’m gonna pass.

Here’s a review from Amazon:

Alyssa Milano is in love; she has been for some time. But the object of her affection isn’t the subject of tabloid gossip or an actor; in fact, it isn’t even a guy. It’s a game, a game of nine innings that uses a ball made of leather and cork. A game called baseball.

Now in Safe at Home, Alyssa Milano, the mind behind the bestselling sports-clothing line Touch, tells the story about her lifelong obsession with baseball, revealing what the game has meant to her and why everyone should take a chance on nine innings. Like it does for so many of us, Alyssa’s baseball story begins with a father. A native Brooklynite who scorned the Dodgers for abandoning the city he loved, her father was reunited with the team when he and his young daughter moved out west for a fledging TV show called Who’s the Boss. It was then that Alyssa learned one of the fundamental truths of the game: No matter where you are, no matter how old you are, baseball connects you to your past. [Read more]

Kim Kardashian & Her Blinged-Out Lollipop @ MGM’s ‘Wet Republic’

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen the bling’d-out lollipop!

So yeah, I know this is the second Kim Kardashian post within 12 hours, but last I checked there’s no Bastardly Rule Book that places limits on the number of times we can post slutty fame-whores desperate to promote the hell out of her reality show. Our job is to pump & eventually dump, so let the over-exposing begin!

Kim, boyfriend Reggie Bush & Khloe were birthday-hopping in Vegas over the weekend. Besides hitting up Queen Latifah’s Birthday Party, Kim & Co. also crashed Perez Hilton’s D-List-only birthday bash. I’m pretty sure Reggie enjoyed that one!

While in Sin City, Kim was at MGM’s popular Wet Republic, which is pretty much where rich dudes go to pick up slutty chicks who they’ll later bang in their penthouse suites once they’re wasted. On a more serious note, MGM is pumping the 53,000 square-foot “ultra pool” as a venue for those who wanna live the “daylife” (i.e. drink inside the pool, hit on hot chicks, show off your bod, etc, etc). Get more info about it on MGM’s website.

Shakira’s Booty Brings The Afternoon Links!

These are from Earth Day in Germany… probably old.

- Vanessa Hudgens Wears Short Shorts [HollywoodTuna]
- The 5 Girls You’ll Meet in a College Bar [CO-ED Magazine]
- Christina Aguilera Wears Her Gaga Pants [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Are Nick Lachey And Vanessa Minnillo Having Problems? [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Doug Reinhardt at The Viper Room: INFECTED!!! [Celebslam]

- Wifey or Trifey: Jessica Biel [Complex]
- The MPAA Hates Gay Sex [Dlisted]
- Alyssa Milano Wrote a Book [Yeeah!]
- Dita Von Teese on Tattoos [Derek Hail]
- Fergie wants a kid [The Blemish]

- Douchen met Dawson [Flabber]
- Hayden Panettiere has to Sneeze [Celeb Parasite]
- P. Diddy accused of racism [Cele|bitchy]
- “I Wanna Bang…” vol.3 featuring Catrinel Menghia (OW!!!) [The Bastardly Society]

- SUPER MEGA FEMALE: JAIME PRESSLY [Manofest]
- Jessica Biel Likes It Doggy Style [The Grumpiest]
- Star Trek: TNG Cast On Family Guy [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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