Posts from July 2014

Alyssa Milano @ “Safe at Home” Book Signing in NYC

These were snapped over the weekend at Borders Books in New York City

With many years of hairy support here on Bastardly, we absolutely love Alyssa Milano, but with the recent economic downturn, I’d love to say that Alyssa’s new book “Safe at Home: Confessions of a Baseball Fanatic ” is going straight to the NY Times Bestsellers List, but sadly, that’s just not the case.

Now, if she had thought the marketing through & included a DVD of her top five favorite sex tapes with MLB players (she has slept with numerous the years), then I could make an excuse for the discretionary expense, but if it’s just a story of her sounding off on how much she loves baseball, then I’m gonna pass.

Here’s a review from Amazon:

Alyssa Milano is in love; she has been for some time. But the object of her affection isn’t the subject of tabloid gossip or an actor; in fact, it isn’t even a guy. It’s a game, a game of nine innings that uses a ball made of leather and cork. A game called baseball.

Now in Safe at Home, Alyssa Milano, the mind behind the bestselling sports-clothing line Touch, tells the story about her lifelong obsession with baseball, revealing what the game has meant to her and why everyone should take a chance on nine innings. Like it does for so many of us, Alyssa’s baseball story begins with a father. A native Brooklynite who scorned the Dodgers for abandoning the city he loved, her father was reunited with the team when he and his young daughter moved out west for a fledging TV show called Who’s the Boss. It was then that Alyssa learned one of the fundamental truths of the game: No matter where you are, no matter how old you are, baseball connects you to your past. [Read more]

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Amanda Bynes @ Perez Hilton’s Birthday Party

Amanda Bynes didn’t go as far to show off her ass cheeks this time but she did come out showing off her sexy legs. Amanda’s got a new project lined up on ABC. Canned is about a group of friends that all get fired on the same day. Yeah, not much more info besides that.

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Kim Kardashian & Her Blinged-Out Lollipop @ MGM’s ‘Wet Republic’

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen the bling’d-out lollipop!

So yeah, I know this is the second Kim Kardashian post within 12 hours, but last I checked there’s no Bastardly Rule Book that places limits on the number of times we can post slutty fame-whores desperate to promote the hell out of her reality show. Our job is to pump & eventually dump, so let the over-exposing begin!

Kim, boyfriend Reggie Bush & Khloe were birthday-hopping in Vegas over the weekend. Besides hitting up Queen Latifah’s Birthday Party, Kim & Co. also crashed Perez Hilton’s D-List-only birthday bash. I’m pretty sure Reggie enjoyed that one!

While in Sin City, Kim was at MGM’s popular Wet Republic, which is pretty much where rich dudes go to pick up slutty chicks who they’ll later bang in their penthouse suites once they’re wasted. On a more serious note, MGM is pumping the 53,000 square-foot “ultra pool” as a venue for those who wanna live the “daylife” (i.e. drink inside the pool, hit on hot chicks, show off your bod, etc, etc). Get more info about it on MGM’s website.

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Shakira’s Booty Brings The Afternoon Links!

These are from Earth Day in Germany… probably old.

- Vanessa Hudgens Wears Short Shorts [HollywoodTuna]
- The 5 Girls You’ll Meet in a College Bar [CO-ED Magazine]
- Christina Aguilera Wears Her Gaga Pants [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Are Nick Lachey And Vanessa Minnillo Having Problems? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Doug Reinhardt at The Viper Room: INFECTED!!! [Celebslam]

- Wifey or Trifey: Jessica Biel [Complex]
- The MPAA Hates Gay Sex [Dlisted]
- Alyssa Milano Wrote a Book [Yeeah!]
- Dita Von Teese on Tattoos [Derek Hail]
- Fergie wants a kid [The Blemish]

- Douchen met Dawson [Flabber]
- Hayden Panettiere has to Sneeze [Celeb Parasite]
- P. Diddy accused of racism [Cele|bitchy]
- “I Wanna Bang…” vol.3 featuring Catrinel Menghia (OW!!!) [The Bastardly Society]

- SUPER MEGA FEMALE: JAIME PRESSLY [Manofest]
- Jessica Biel Likes It Doggy Style [The Grumpiest]
- Star Trek: TNG Cast On Family Guy [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Lady GaGa Continues Her “House Of Gaga” Tour

Unfortunately we don’t get to stare at Lady GaGa’s crotch this time. However, she did decide to show off her ass more. Honestly, I’m not getting sick of looking at her whorish worthy performance costumes.

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Kelly Brook Swimsuit Photos From Barbados!

Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.com
…and if you want more Kelly Brook from Barbados, be sure to check out the bikini photos we posted earlier today. Happy Monday, indeed!

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Megan Fox @ 2009 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards

Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM
Finally, it’s a Megan Fox post that’s not random candids of her! (Even though the random denim shorts candids were nice!) The last events post of Megan Fox was all the way back at the Golden Globes earlier this year.

We already saw her earlier today buying those sex mood-setting aromatherapy candles but no we see that she made an apperance at the Kids’ Choice Awards. Now, I didn’t actually watch this show but I’m assuming, if anything, she was there for preliminary promotion of Transformers 2?

Remember all the different worldwide premiere that we posted of Megan when the first Transformers movie came out? Well, I guess we can expect a lot more of that this year.

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Kim Kardashian @ Queen Latifah’s Birthday Party

Sorry guys, no booty shots of Kim Kardashian in this post. But she did let those tittays of hers breathe so it’s not that bad a consolation.

Have you guys checked out her Complex cover for the latest issue? Well, there’s the non-Photoshopped cellulite version floating on the Internet and Kim’s using her fake blog to respond to the latest round of criticism she’s received.

“So what: I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn’t!?” she wrote on her blog. “But you know what, who cares! How many people do you think are Photoshopped? It happens all the time!”

“This picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn’t mean I’m perfect.” Source

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