Posts from July 2014

Audrina Patridge @ MTV Australia Awards 2009

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Seriously, Audrina Patridge has these “leaked” nude photos of herself to thank for all the attention she’s received the last year. Who’s idea was it to hire her for the gig to co-host these awards?

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Heidi Montag @ Perez Hilton’s Birthday Party

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…and if you’d like to get more irritated at this couple, just be sure to hit up Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt’s categories to see all the times they’ve been photographed on the red carpet strategically kissing for the cameras. Whores.

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Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens @ 2009 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards

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Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM
So I checked online and looks like Vanessa Hudgens won the Favorite Female Movie Star Award for her work in High School Musical 3. Yeah, who really cares… let’s link back to her hairy bush once again!

…and Zac Efron looks like he’s sad. aaaawh!

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Ashley Tisdale @ 2009 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards

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Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM
Ashley Tisdale was present to help accept the award for Favorite Movie for what else but High School Musical 3. Anyways, here’s a shameless opportunity for me to link back to her Mexico vacation.

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Kelly Brook Bikini Pics From Barbados! Happy Monday!!!

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Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.com
Happy Monday to all, indeed!!! Fortunately for us, this set Kelly Brook bikini photos don’t include lucky bastard Danny Cipriani. Poor Billy, he’s probably still leaving her a long-ass voicemail while she’s enjoying the beach, though slightly cold, in Barbados.

So how do you think Kelly has aged since her barely-there dress in 2000 and the see-through dress (Poor Bastard Billy Zane) in 2004.

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