Posts from July 2014

Paris Hilton Invades Miami Beach! Infects Atlantic Ocean!!!

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First Paris Hilton goes and infects the Pacific Ocean and now the Atlantic Ocean? Whore. Oh yeah, and Doug Reinhardt is sooooo awesome!!!

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Miley Cyrus @ 2009 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards

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Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM
Miley Cyrus won the award for Favorite Female Singer (over Alicia Keys?!?!?) but lost out to Selena Gomez for Favorite Television Actress. Also, she lost to Jack Black for Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie for her role as Penny Bolt and Hannah Montana lost to iCarly for Favorite TV Show. And who really cared to read this entire waste of time?

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Megan Fox Went Shopping For Aromatherapy Candles!

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Photo Credit: REVOLUTION PIX/bauergriffinonline.com
Bastardly Analysis for Megan Fox’s purchase: Buying aromatherapy candles to “set the mood” for all the on/off again, make-up/break-up sex that she’ll continue to have with BAG to get herself posted all over the blogs to hype the release of Transformers 2 this summer. Fucking BAG.

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Liz Solari Brings The Afternoon Links!

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- Shawn Johnson: Hayden Panettiere’s Long Lost Cousin? [HollywoodTuna]
- Drunken Spring Break Facebook Pics Exposed 2009 [CO-ED Magazine]
- Amy Winehouse in a Scary Panty Upskirt Picture [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Holly Madison Explains Her Injuries [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jamie Lynn Spears is not getting married [Celebslam]

- Jessica Alba’s Hottest Pics [Complex]
- Phoebe Price & The Chicken Cutlet Hater [Dlisted]
- Paul Walker and Girlfriend in Hawaii [Yeeah!]
- Milla Jovovich in Elle Magazine [Derek Hail]
- T.I. sentenced to 1 year, 1 day in jail [The Blemish]

- Miss Russia voordat ze een miss was [Flabber]
- Rihanna Parties Without Chris Brown [Celeb Parasite]
- Keira Knightley laughed during sex scenes [Cele|bitchy]
- loud mouth Racist pig dies of cancer [The Bastardly Society]

- RAZOR RAMON IS THE MAN [Manofest]
- Lily Allen Busts Out Some Attitude [The Grumpiest]
- Marisa Miller Looking Sexy On A Hog [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Megan Fox in Sexy Hot Pants; Indirectly Marketing Transformers 2!

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What else can you say about these pics?

It’s Megan Fox walking around Hollywood in extremely short shorts. Major props to the “Transformers 2” marketing department for scheduling Megan’s various appointments (medical, beauty, etc) during the daytime. The last time we saw, she was deliciously dressed to impress as she hit up the dentist office. Check those pics here.

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Breaking! Kim & Khloe Kardashian Arrives @ Bar Delux Last Night!

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There was a Bastardly Rumor floating around the Kardashian sisters were gonna bare it all for an upcoming issue of Playboy Magazine, but Kim stated the rumors are “not true” on her blog.

However, she added the following: “Although we would be flattered, no one has even asked us, so I don’t know where this rumor has sparked from.”

“We would be the brunette version of The Girls Next Door! Haha.”

So yeah, not surprisingly, the Kardashian sisters will do anything for cash. Kim banged a d-list rapper on camera to become famous, right? So why not scissor your own sister for Playboy?

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Flashback 2000: Kelly Brook @ “Snatch” UK Premiere

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Poor Billy Zane… he’s probably leaving another long-rambling voicemail to Kelly Brook as we speak. Kelly on the other hand is probably have beach sex with her boy toy Danny Cipriani, DAMN HIM!!!

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