From The Bastardly Archives… Last Year!

And Michael Jacksons good looks were the reason why the Thriller Album was a success too.

If only her career had sunk just a little lower they might have got her into "This Ain't Friends XXX" which is coming out soon. Whoever plays Rachel gotta have nipples you could hang a coat on, that's all I'm saying.

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As well as her legs in miniskirts... especially when crossed.

Those nipples contributed to Friends success.

I am beginning to think she is really pathetic. Didn't she wanna have kids with that mayer douche? I am pretty sure she still cries to sleep while playing with herself thinking of her ex-husband.

Seriously - look at those tits and that ass. She's like 40 years old and her body is flawless. Just think about what a cold fish / utter bitch she must be that she sends dudes running for the hills after 10 minutes. She must be an absolute train wreck.

Slightly cold my ass, those olives are frozen solid!!

Bwah, hah, hah,hah,hah,hah, Brad STILL did NOT go back to her and she STILL did NOT make Maxims top 100 list. When your as ugly as Maniston even hard nipples cant save you.

she's still ugly and she still looks like a man, No wonder John Mayer broke up with her shortly afterwards he got sick of her ugly boobs.

She has an incurable case of Nipplitis

I would chew on them like a dogs chews on a rawhide.

Her nipples are always hard....watch any friends episode.