Breaking News!! Megan Fox & Shia LaBeouf Grab A Coffee Together!

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If you read through Shia LaBeouf’s Wiki page, he comes off as a broke-ass mofo living out the American dream (i.e. dad was a heroin addict, mom raises him as a poor Jewish kid in L.A.—isn’t that an oxymoron?), but all I gotta say is that thank goodness he’s Jewish! He literally came out of nowhere to strike the Hollywood Lottery with his assortment of major blockbusters (Indiana Jones, Transformers). Then again, with people like Steven Spielberg pulling for him, how the hell can you possibly go wrong?!

Well anyway, these two were spotted yesterday grabbing a coffee together. Is this some cheap-ass way of building buzz for their upcoming movie or is Shia LaBeouf FINALLY getting a piece of Megan Fox?! For all the money has hidden away in the bank, you’d think he’d be married to Megan Fox by now. I’m pretty sure he offered himself to her—that is, only if she converted to Judaism (a la Isla Fisher & Sasha Baron Cohen).

Their new movie Transformers 2 opens in theaters on June 24th. View the trailer on the official website.

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  • TheTruth

    I don’t know about you haters, but she definitely transformed something in my trousers!

  • tyrone

    lmao at that disgusting homo jewboy Shia. My cock is thicker than his weakass arms. Come here Megan darling, I’ll show you what a *real* man’s cock does to a woman’s mood…

  • Um…

    he’s ugly

  • dewey58

    she is so overrated and looks tranny i dont like her monkey nose and that long horse face.she is average

  • big ass

    why she need to convert to judaism ? she should convert to islam.

  • lazydayz

    Anyone who thinks she isn’t good looking is fucking blind, retarded, or jealous.

  • justBastard

    Megan is too fake to be taken seriously

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    Dude! Didn’t you hear? She’s about to transform transcendentally into a toxic transsexual!! How very transparent.

  • Foxxy Cleopatra

    what a mess. they look like 2 hicks, both dirty and very boyish.

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    And judging by how much she keeps chugging on that coffee, it won’t be long-lived either. You go from coffee to coffin soon, Megan.
    You’re Not that Stone Cold Fox then, are ya, Meggie.

  • Rebby

    OHhhh Man, is this tempting or what? Dayum, this just invigorates all sexual types of tension between those two. When will they just accept the fact that their romance on screen is also off screen and just fuck each other?? Too bad I couldn’t watch it..unless they leaked a tape..i can only dream..

  • manface

    this slut has had so much plastic surgery that’s why she’s so insecure.if she had brown eyes nobody noticed her.

  • Ugly Model1

    She doesn’t look that good in those photos… wtf?

  • b-cappi

    “but all I gotta say is that thank goodness he’s Jewish! ”
    WTF?
    Can you enlighten us all as to what is intended by that… please.
    Personally, I believe that it’s wrong and even racist for Steven Spielberg to be “pulling for him” is it’s based upon his racial or religious background.
    How can you expect people to all get along together in this f-ed up world
    when there’s people saying crap like that?

  • celebsfan4299703

    wow, shia rules, handsome guy

  • lifelock photographer 250

    thats odd huh, that tear my mind apart, ARGH!!!

  • d55

    I’m sure they are just friends…if they werent, that conceited bitch wouldnt have been smiling…she would have been making faces that involve her tongue…because you know, she thinks she is being “naturally” sexy that way *rolls eyes*

    Shia is a cutie…loved him ever since even stevens.

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    Right on, Caits. That ACE dunno much, huh?! This is class:
    http://www.couture-bridal.com/prodimages/h5017-s.jpg

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    Whatever you say, Max Papis lol

  • AlinaMaria

    she’s a good looking girl. Very sexy but much too low rent to be beautiful. She’ll never be elegant, i don’t know why -some people just can’t pull it off.

  • jennyla

    this bitch got fucking fake teeth and got her lips plumped up (her mouth used to be small)… it looks fucking horrible cause now she looks like a buck toothed hillbilly. and… shia is just too fucking skinny. These two are fucking.. average people you see evryday with a hint of a movie star.

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    I beg to differ. I saw a mannequin wearing a pink hat and the whole works.
    Looked HOT!

  • Caitie Harmful

    two words. pillbox hat.

    silly boy.

  • ACE

    Women only look good wearing baseball hats with a pony tail. No other type of hat works for women.

  • Brasileira

    pic 3…lol at zero butt

  • shia lepoof

    emerson lake and palmer sucks

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    Replace the “je” in “jewboy” with a “co”, as in “cowboy” 🙂
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    {Which Shia Labeouf is not btw}

  • damn jews

    jews get all the pussy. them and blacks

  • ACE

    They would make a nice couple.

  • dwight howard

    i love every bone in her body. especially mine

  • Goliano

    Notice how wide her upper thighs appear in the 1st pic, on page 3, in comparison to them in the 2nd pic on that same page. Her jeans are obviously flattening her butt and thighs, horizontally, across the back.

    Megan has a butt:

    Tight, non-stretch jeans will contort soft flesh into whatever shape the jeans were made to.

  • Goliano

    Lake and Palmer might, but not Emerson.

  • amanda

    true that. There no way in hell anyone deep down would actually think she is ugly or average. It’s pure insecurity,jealousy, and denial. She is obviously beautiful. Who cares all the people who say she is ugly or average are the ones who are ugly and average. Megan makes those peope look like roaches. I can’t belive people are going to judge her obvious beauty and we are actually goign to belive they really think that.

  • Brasileira

    she has it there because she’s twerking it and sitting down, so her butt gets together and looks plump.

    i’m just creeped out you have these pictures on hand..

    and no, she does not have a butt, i have seen many photos that show this, i just never saved them onto my computer for future references.

  • Goliano

    What makes you think I didn’t find them on the web… where else would they be?

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