Share A NYC Taxi: The New Place To Meet Hot Chicks & Celebrities! Ow!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

I was hoping to get these pics up yesterday when the news first broke, but I couldn’t find some of my favorite women standing next to a taxi. Thankfully, that problem has since been resolved, so here’s Bastardly’s take on NYC’s plan to give the car-pooling experience to people sharing a cab, with two or more passengers riding together to nearby locations in the city.

From a Bastardly perspective, “two or more passengers” really means “two more hot women,” so this is totally a win-win situation from all angles. Dudes desperate for action…

1. Get the chance to sit next to hot, rich women—w/ the possibility for exchanging numbers to schedule a later meeting, which might lead to sex (possibly is better than nothing, right?)
2. Save money on the ride
3. Don’t pollute as much
4. And, of course, allow cabbies to earn more dough!

So, have you ever wanted to ride a cab with say supermodels like Gisele Bundchen or Miranda Kerr? Well, you could soon be doing just that (assuming they want to share a cab, that is)! Since we have a habit of taking things too far, we’ve compiled a batch of pics of celebrities getting into NYC cabs…

  • d55

    That Kat Deluna chick scares the shit out of me….that face is so scary…I dont know who that McCord chick is but she looks like a freaking doll; very pretty…in the second pic on page, that’s not Mandy Moore….Lindsay Price is so scary looking…she looks like a burn victim whose face has partially melted away…gisele looks like an angry horse…and nearly all of these people are wearing black

  • d55

    that is not miranda…i dont know who it is but definitely not miranda…they dont even resemble each other at all

  • vanos28

    2nd page, 2nd pic, who is that girl?

  • Tazallyeztuer200

    WOOO! Tony Hawk rocks!!!

  • lakers fan in boston

    it’s miranda with blond hair i believe
    i would defs share with seat with miranda or gisele
    i also wouldnt mind anna lynne, im sure she’s freaky
    the others r alright

  • big chin

    Jennifer Aniston is still truly ugly and masculine.

  • Stefani

    I finally figured out who Annalynne reminds me of, Elizabeth Berkley circa ’92 or so. Don’t ya think?

  • jennyla

    isla fisher is so cute!!! she’s like an uglier me. 😀

  • jennyla

    but with better hair… love her hair! and I think annalynne mccord looks good.

  • Moelicious

    spot on, man!!

  • dwight howard

    ugly betty (america ferrerra) really is ugly. so is lindsay price, cat deluna and that other chick

  • Fuzzy_Bear

    Title in image properties says Bar Refaeli. But I thought she looked more like Karolina Kurkova or the woman watching Russell Simmons do yoga at the beach a while back - supposedly Julie Henderson. Whoever she is, looks like she is about to lose a shoe.