45 comments
linc635
linc635

That little fuzzy-headed dude should've beat her on American Idol. Fat girl.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

O_o

Riiiiight. So you were born with an extensive vocabulary. Gotcha.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

oh well jingebell. lol my grandma says that... i'm pulling them out of the thesaurus that is my mind.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Well, the combination of the two makes you look like you're pulling everything out of a thesaurus.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

lol well that's how i write when i'm online, i'm not gonna use perfect grammar and english and amazing prose. that's unnecessary. i just infuse it with my vocabulary bc i just love it.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I'm talking about this:

"i like u goliano. u are quite articulate"

Those aren't synonyms. That's lazy grammar & sentence structure.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

lol i tone it down if the ppl i'm around aren't particularly intellectual. but my best friends know exactly how i am and they're articulate so it's usually not a problem.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

The thing is, i don't really care if she's fat or not. In my opinion she has never been especially attractive. If i've ever liked her it's because i liked a song of hers at the time such as 'since u been gone' which i liked b/c i hated my bf at the time lol.

She's famous because she can sing, not because she's hot or has an 'image' or whatever. I'd take kelly over gaga or katy perry any day of the week.

Goliano
Goliano

but, come on Klly, you're bigger than this...

Bad choice of words.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

oh my gosh you are so like my best friend its untrue. She talks exactly how you write!! you're not cara are you?

Goliano
Goliano

How does that work out at parties?

Goliano
Goliano

LOL! I was just piggybacking off a guest book entry you wrote somewhere about the virtues of the thesaurus. I agree, a full vocabulary is a good thing to have. Wish we could get Max Papis9/Casey Stoner46 MotoGP fans to agree.

Eto Demerzel
Eto Demerzel

KELLY !! SLAP!! SLAP!! your plus size now stop this shit its sad and funny.. you can look good +size if you want to..

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

if it's a direct synonym, what difference does it make? again i'm the furthest thing from ostentatious, i just hate redundancy so i like to switch it up with words. i am not trying to garner attention from my vocabulary, that is truly how i speak.

Stewie
Stewie

She used to be hot, clearly I could remember that American Idol Xmas Special in 2004, she sang Breakway and that other hit single, she was very hot then, but, somehow she managed to throw it all away from there to then

I know first hand that anxiety and pressure could break you apart, and I mean it, but, come on Klly, you're bigger than this, move on and get back to your old shape, you deserve it

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Honey....if you're going to use large words....use them with proper sentence structure. Don't substitute words.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

lol pretentious i am not. i like u goliano. u are quite articulate. i'm just inveigled with words that's all. the more words, the better. they are the only things in my life that are infallible besides God and certain family members. i actually take the time to memorize them and utilize them in my everyday dialogue because it's what i love. but please don't ever misinterpret me as supercilious.

SAVVY
SAVVY

FUCKEN MEAN...

concubine
concubine

I have a feeling that if you saw her IRL she wouldn't seem fat at all

skilligan
skilligan

feed me seymour, feed me all night long

Goliano
Goliano

Thesaurus abuse can make you look like a pretentious git.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

i need to say this.. i think Kelly is hot. i do. even at her weight, who i DO feel bad for is whomever she marries and has kids with because when she pushes out some kids, shes NEVER gonna make it back to being anywhere NEAR being "thin"

you can just see it.

either way, id hit it now.

hula
hula

true but i know some fat people who eat burgers, fries & cinnabons before 10 am as an appetizer

kelly might be 1 of them

john99
john99

Have some self respect. You're not cute, sexy, or pretty! You're FAT! Dress appropriate to your body! Since I'm skinny, I don't wear baggy clothing as I'd look foolish.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

god i love the ranking on kelly's weight... id still hit it, but its funny as fuck

Racer X
Racer X

Kelly Clarkson is thicker than a king size Snicker.

/I love 'em cute in the face & thick in the waist

//hit me up ladies!!!

plulu
plulu

I've got no problem with plump girls.....but I agree with hula, her stylist sucks.

TORO
TORO

God Damn!!! She's a fucking Cow!!...PUERCA!!!

hula
hula

who in the world is her stylist?! oscar the grouch?

Derrick

You are so wrong WeakforEmily, it's definitely 2 McGriddles with a shake.

WeakForEmily
WeakForEmily

With all due respect, Good Morning America would have Kelly thinking about an Egg McMuffin or Hash Browns not French Fries.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

one pic? that's mad wack but much better outfit choice. the ruching disguises her cascading rolls lol a little astucious but i'll buy it.