Monthly Archives: July 2009
Tara Reid: Bikini Pics! Bad Boobs, Mutated Stomach, & All!
I’m not sure about the date of these photos but looking through the Drunk Tara Reid archives, she does show up in bikini pics a lot. Who wants a good look at her mutated stomach….and again!?
From The Bastardly Archives… Two Years Ago!
Why’s 16-Year Old Taylor Momsen Dressed Like This?
These were snapped a couple days back on the set of “Gossip Girl” in Long Island City
Here’s the 15-year old version of this same story. And, for those of you who missed, it, Taylor celebrated her 16th birthday at Hiro Ballroom.
Mandy Moore Looking Boring (As Usual) in Beverly Hills
Has anyone taken notice to Mandy Moore’s “Amanda Leigh” album? Well, according to , it’s been getting positive reviews. Rolling Stone is “real music and not computerized pop.” Time Magazine said that the album was “impeccably recorded.”
Oh Mandy, you’ll never live down the jailbait goodness of your “Candy” past.
Josie Maran @ TXT L8TER Denim Campaign Launch Party
There really isn’t much to say about Josie Maran or this event. The post is just an excuse to link back to that photo with the cow… yeah, you know you want to look at it again!
Audrina Patridge @ Red Bull Toasted Honoring Travis Pastrana
These were snapped a couple nights back in Hollywood.
For those of you looking to get inside Audrina’s panties, you’ll have to wait a couple weeks b/c she’s back to banging Corey Bohan. The couple were spotted in the VIP section at the Avalon in Hollywood acting like high school lovers with Corey probably fingering Audrina under the table (yes, I understand that’s a gross image to portray so early in the morning, but like I said, “high school lovers”).
Audrina who first attempted to keep the relationship on the down-low (just so she could seem somewhat relevant) later confirmed to E! News that she was indeed back to banging Mr. Bohan. From the looks of their on-off relationship, I feel like THIS TIME they’ll end up at least getting engaged. I just hope Audrina takes some faulty birth control pills & then ends up getting knocked up.
The Bastardly Morning Report
From The Bastardly Archives… Two Years Ago!
Taylor Momsen Celebrated Her 16th Birthday @ Hiro Ballroom
Taylor Momsen turned 16 years old this past Sunday; so she might be legal in a handful of countries but still another two years for the US. We’ve got over 700 more days that Taylor can be categorized under Jailbait.
Anyways, for her 16th birthday, Taylor dressed in sheer pink to show off her black bra as she performed with her band, The Pretty Reckless. What I’m wondering is that from this set of pics how there couldn’t have been any real wardrobe malfunctions or anything?!