Posts from July 2014

Who Invited Brittny Gastineau to the “Julie & Julia” Premiere?

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This chick has two exploitable things going for her right now: Her rack & her friendship to Kim Kardashian.

Exploitation Strategy
A. Her Rack: Very simple. Show it off on every opportunity—whether you’re doing the groceries, shopping, eating—whatever.

B. Kim Kardashian’s friendship: She just broke up with Reggie Bush, so go throw yourself at the guy. Sleep with him, leak a sex tape & let the D-list media frenzy begin!

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Diane Kruger & Brad Pitt @ “Inglourious Basterds” Berlin Premiere

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These were snapped earlier today.

I understand Brad Pitt’s a family man these days with 30 kids, but as the saying goes, (just pulled this out of of my ass) “once a cheat, always a cheat!” He banged Angie while he was with Jennifer Aniston, so there’s no reason he can’t sex-up a hottie like Diane Kruger while Angie’s preoccupied taking care of all the kids. With all the time that goes into taking care of 15 kids from around the globe, I’m pretty sure there are at least a few nights in a given week when Brad Pitt starts to feel lonely, so it’s only natural that he satisfy his man-whore needs…

Anyway, here’s the “Inglourious Basterds” trailer:


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Natalia Belova Brings The Afternoon Links!

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- Olivia Wilde Pumps It [HollywoodTuna]
- MISS COED: APRIL CHERYSE [CO-ED Magazine]
- Lisa Rinna in Yesterday’s Bikini Pictures of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- The Frog Is Making Moves [The Dirty]
- Kevin Federline Talks About His Relationship With Britney Spears And His New Reality Show [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lady Gaga is drunk [Celebslam]
- A Day Without Megan Fox [Double Viking]

- PRINCE’S 10 HOTTEST FEMALE PROTÉGÉS [Complex]
- A Couple That Dresses Alike…… [Dlisted]
- Kate Gosselin’s Cleavage Pictures Because I’m A Masochist [Celebrity Odor]
- The Mother And Father Of All Hecklers [Manofest]

- Tori Paver [Flabber]
- Madonna Looks Fantastic [Celeb Jihad]
- S.S. Katy Perry Gets a Tattoo [Yeeeah!]
- modifing nokia phone to a microscope saves lives. :) [The Bastardly Society]

- Linda Bollea: “The war is over” [The Blemish]
- Geri Halliwell’s Classy Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Eva Longoria Gets Sexy In A Silver Swimsuit [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day?

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George Clooney Takes Elisabetta Canalis For A Ride! DAMN HIM!!

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Photo Credit: LUCA SGRO/bauergriffinonline.com

For those of you who don’t know, George Clooney is officially & temporarily (until he gets bored, that is) sexing-up Italian model and actress Elisabetta Canalis these days. It’s nice to see that at least there’s someone out there who’s using his fame & fortune to land trophy chicks.

When he’s not working, George is at his Italian residence located in peaceful Lake Como, Italy. These pics were snapped earlier today near Milan. As I write this entry, the time in Italy is 11:09pm, so we’re about 150% positive that George Clooney is well into his 5-hour long tantric sex session with his beautiful new sex toy, Elisabetta.

And, to further fan the flames of George Clooney’s pimpness, let’s devour a few Elisabetta bikini pics from over the years…
Photo Credit: LUCA SGRO/bauergriffinonline.com
Photo Credit: LUCA SGRO/bauergriffinonline.com

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Breaking!! Blake Lively Kisses Sebastian Stan on “Gossip Girl” Set!

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Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

I wonder if this Sebastian dude managed to sneak in some tongue into the on-screen kiss…?

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So, Who Got Brooke Hogan’s New CD Autographed @ Wal-Mart?

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Photo Credit: INFPHOTO.COM

We were lucky enough to get our hands on a few pics from an autographing session held at a Wal-Mart in Davie, Florida in celebration of Brooke Hogan’s new album “Redemption.” Anyone download any tracks? I heard it’s gonna be up for at least a couple Grammys next year. I guess we’ll have to wait & see…

Anyway, I don’t know if it was bad marketing by her management or what b/c no one showed up to Brooke’s desk for an autograph. After all, we are in a global financial crisis, so it’s totally understandable why her new album isn’t showing up on any top 10 charts-but I digress. So, as I was saying, we were sent around eight photos & only one photo shows Brooke signing some poor kid’s cast (the kid was in a wheel chair, so he was kinda helpless). We don’t know whether the kid in question coughed up allowance money for Brooke’s CD or not.

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