Posts from July 2014

Pixie Lott: FHM UK Magazine, October 2009

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If the airbrushing of FHM photos aren’t your style, then check out Pixie Lott close up. Remember, she’s only 18 years old so she’s going to have acne… and unfortunately she’s got a crush on Zac Efron too.

“I have a huge crush on Zac Efron. But he seems to be distracted by Vanessa Hudgens at the moment. Zac could do with being a bit scruffier though. I could roll him around in a bush or something - then he’d be perfect.” Source

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Jessica Stroup @ “Melrose Place” Launch Party in L.A.

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Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

According to Jessica Stroup’s Wiki page, it says that she’s “best friends with Shenae Grimes, Jessica Lowndes and AnnaLynne McCord.” Okay, that’s totally a lie. AnnaLynne McCord could give a shit about the other chicks, she’s more concerned about hanging out with her sisters. Shenae Grimes and Jessica Lowndes have been photographed in their bikinis together but Jessica Stroup wasn’t to be found. Yeah sure we saw Jessica together with Shenae but they definitely aren’t best friends. I bet one of these chicks leaves 90210 after this season.

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Kelly Brook Brings The Afternoon Links!

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- Geri Halliwell Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- Underboob Overload [CO-ED Magazine]
- Aubrey O’Day on Wendy Williams [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Anna Paquin Is Cool With Nudity [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kristen Stewart getting naked? [Celebslam]
- If Obi-Wan Used Force Speed [Double Viking]

- Hottest Female Wrestlers Of All Time [Complex]
- Brangie Buys Gerbils: The Pictures [Dlisted]
- Batman & Robin: Filipino Bootleg [Celebrity Odor]
- The Best Bartender In The World [Manofest]

- Kate’s Playground [Flabber]
- Demi Lovato Naked Pictures Countdown [Celeb Jihad]
- Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter are Engaged [Yeeeah!]
- Megan Fox Sizzles In The Jennifer’s Body Featurette [Popoholic]

- Paris Hilton might be an egotistical maniac [The Blemish]
- AnnaLynne McCord In Her Douche Hat [The Grumpiest]
- Do We Owe ‘Twilight’ Fans an Apology? [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day?

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Anna Kournikova @ K-Swiss Party at Skyline Gallery

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We recently saw Maria Sharapova glammed up with Blake Lively. So I guess Anna Kournikova thought it was necessary to take time away from her countless hours of sex with Enrique Igelsias to make an appearance to remind us that she’s hotter than Maria.

Anna also walked the runway for this event, hosted by K-Swiss, her sponsor. Remember when she had that Adidas contract and all those commercials!? I still believe even with her lack of a tennis career, Anna could’ve still sold a lot of sneakers and apparel for Adidas.

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Miranda Kerr & Her Legs Help Launch “Heavenly Enchanted” Fragrance

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Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped at the Victoria’s Secret store at the The Grove shopping center in L.A.

Anyone know the reason why Orlando Bloom is holding out from tying the knot with this chick? Both Adriana Lima & Alessandra Ambrosio are already temporarily in love with their own baby-daddies, so unless he wants a shot at Selita Ebanks or spend years traveling the world trying to find someone close to Miranda’s hotness level, then I honestly feel like he’s wasting his precious time.

Worst case or best case scenario—all depending on your perspective—is if Miranda gets tired of waiting around for a ring & leaves Orlando for another actor/director/producer/random billionaire. Orlando would probably move on to another hottie within hours of Miranda’s departure, but thinking realistically, can a woman actually get that much hotter than Miranda Kerr?!
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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Kimberly Wyatt Smoking Some Major Fashion Crack

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This is almost worse than what Sienna Miller wore to the “G.I. Joe” Tokyo premiere.

Anyway, these were snapped last night at the 2009 MOBO Awards nominations announcement event held at the Mayfair hotel in London.

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