Who Will Come To Roman Polanski's Rescue? Arnold? Hillary? Miley?

Roman Polanski is feverishly searching for help as he sits in jail awaiting positive news. Since getting support from Hollywood bigwigs simply won’t suffice, the Polanski team is digging much deeper.

Earlier this week in Reuters:

In the past three decades, questions have arisen about judicial misconduct and the victim, Samantha Geimer, has said Polanski should not face more jail time.

French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner told French radio he was working with Poland on the matter and had written to U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Questions were raised overseas about a U.S. pardon. The office of California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said the governor has authority to grant clemency in some cases but has not been approached over the Polanski matter. [Source]

We’re assuming the strategy of having big name politicians pull strings didn’t work b/c it was recently learned that the jailed film director hired Steptoe & Johnson’s Reid Weingarten, a veteran D.C. defense lawyer who’s renowned for taking on big cases. Here’s an excerpt from an today’s NY Times which made reference to Reid Weingarten’s strategy

Mr. Weingarten is expected to mount a legal effort to block Mr. Polanski’s extradition before the issue works its way through the Swiss legal system, according to people who were briefed on Mr. Weingarten’s involvement, but spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly.

A critical step will most likely be a move to stop the extradition before United States authorities send the required documents to Switzerland. Mr. Polanski’s team may do so by arguing either that his crime does not qualify for extradition, because he was originally to have been sentenced to less than a year in prison, or that he has already effectively served his sentence, during a 42-day psychiatric evaluation. [Source]

When important members of the Jewish community, big egos, & lots of money are in play, we’re gonna go out on a limb and assume things will work out beautifully for Roman Polanski. Knowing his luck, he’ll probably get the government to fund his next movie about his recent experiences—starring his sex-crazed victim, Samantha Geimer.

  • miley virus

    interesting how much he looks like phil spector

  • Tee

    While i agree with the Roman Polanski witchhunt, in part because i think My President has a Checklist of things to do and is following through with them, I just want to add, that it’s a tad ironic we have a jailbait section here and some people who love nothing but to stare and beat off to Miley, Selena, and Taylor Momson, but it’s not OK, to follow through with twisted fantasies like that, OK it’s different..

  • IamLegend_2000

    I thought he was caught sneaking into a miley cyrus movie…in a trenchcoat…pervie

  • Chase Me

    Why is this just a big issue now?? I follow the news and ummm i havnt heard or read about this at all in ohhh i dunno 10-15 yrs and tht just puts us back in the 90’s what gives?? if anyone knows please clue me in. I hope they didnt JUST find him?!?!?

  • Philr Crackin

    The rest of us would go to jail for just THINKING of getting a 13 year old girl Wasted, then Fucking her in the ASS.

  • J-Sin

    And that excuses him from what he did? Stick, to Selena Gomez posts and let the grown ups talk.

  • Moose

    I wonder if Polanski would be cool with someone giving his 16 year old daughter a Quaalude and then forcing oral, vaginal and anal sex on her despite her protests?

    I wonder if he would say that his daughter’s rapist had been punished enough from being held for 42 days for a psyche evaluation and then living the good life for the next 30 years in France and Switzerland?

  • Boz

    Helter Skelter!

  • miley virus

    “knowing his luck he’ll probably get the government to fund his next movie about his recent experiences”. yeah he’s such a lucky guy, except having his family slaughtered by the nazis and his wife killed by the manson family

  • Stone

    Did it actually take you two weeks to think up that comeback?

  • miley virus

    don’t tell me what i can or can’t talk about dickhole