Monthly Archives: September 2009

BREAKING!! Ashley Tisdale Woos Coca-Cola Marketing Department!

These were snapped a couple days back as Ashley Tisdale was taking care of some biz in Studio City.

The future is lookin’ a lil’ bleak for Ashley Tisdale & Co. Earlier this summer her latest movie “Aliens in the Attic” hit theaters. With a massive production budget of $45mil (, the flick only raked in $47mil, so we’re assuming when you account for all the other bullshit that goes into promotion & distribution, the movie broke-even (failure in Hollywood terminology). Even though it’s too early to say the same about Ashley’s career, we can definitely say that she’s finding it difficult to find quality roles following the runaway success of the “High School Musical” series.

Whatever the case, it definitely sounds like someone needs to release a sex tape…OW!!

Taylor Momsen Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Prostitute

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

I understand this chick is only 16, but we gotta call it like it is. I’m sure Taylor Momsen’s parents are too busy shopping on 5th Ave to notice that their daughter is being whored out as a skanky role model to unsuspecting teenage girls across the world.

Obviously, I didn’t attend expensive private schools in Manhattan’s Upper East Side (if I did, I’d probably be working as an investment banker, as opposed to doing this bullshit), but I’d be shocked if middle school & high school chicks really dressed like underaged prostitutes.

What are those horny execs at the CW trying to accomplish?! Why are they catering to the Roman Polanskis of the world?

Morning Pick-Me-Up: Kelly Brook Talks Into Her Shoe

For those of you wondering: YES, she’s still dating that rugby player dude Danny Cipriani, but we can’t see this lasting through the holiday season. Seasonal shifts in relationships normally occurs around this time of the year, so if you’re in the market for a hot piece of ass, make sure you have plenty of cash on hand just in case a hottie is up for rebound rebound

Jenna Dewan @ EW & Women In Film's Pre-Emmy Party

Jenna Dewan’s got a film coming soon titled, American Virgin. It also stars Rob Schneider so I’m guessing it’s going to be a comedy? Here’s a synopsis from IMDb:

A Freshman College Girl on a scholarship from an abstinence group that advocates saving sex until marriage discovers that her antics on a night of debauchery, when she reluctantly got drunk for the first time in her life, were captured on camera by a sleazy video producer. Now she and her friends must travel across country to recover the incriminating footage.

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