Monthly Archives: September 2009

Rihanna Brings The Afternoon Links! Ow!

These were snapped earlier today as Rihanna arrived at Tegel Airport in Berlin.

- Scarlett Johansson’s Funbags Are Perfectly Strapped [HollywoodTuna]
- Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: American Sport Edition [CO-ED Magazine]
- Stephanie Pratt’s Overpaid [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Angelina Jolie And Maddox Shop In France [I’m Not Obsessed]
- The wedding was a sham [Celebslam]
- Hotties Hotties [Double Viking]

- COMPLEX’S WIFEY HALL OF FAME: MADONNA [Complex]
- Khloe & Lamar’s Wedding Was Just For Show [Dlisted]
- Holly Madison And Aubrey O’Day Promote Peepshow With Cleavage [Celebrity Odor]
- The 100 Greatest YouTube Hits In 4 Minutes [Manofest]

- OMG! Sara St James [Flabber]
- Roman Polanski Reviews ‘Hannah Montana’ [Celeb Jihad]
- Jon and Kate Plus Eight [Yeeeah!]
- Eva Mendes Gets Sexy For Campari [Popoholic]

- Khloe and Lamar aren’t legally married [The Blemish]
- Penelope Cruz Sexy In Flannel [The Grumpiest]
- New Season… New Thread.. What TV Are You Guys Watching? [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

BREAKING!! Kate Beckinsale Walks New Puppy; Hits Krispy Kreme!

These were snapped a couple days back as Kate Beckinsale picked up her daughter from school in Hollywood.

Krispy Kreme’s stock just rose among aspiring hotties all around the world. You should all be thinking, “If Kate Beckinsale can eat Krispy Kreme donuts & still manage to look amazingly hot, then there’s no reason why I can’t eat Krispy Kreme donuts & also manage to look amazingly hot.”

Rachel Nichols Lights Up The 2009 Bangkok International Film Festival

These were snapped over the past few days in Bangkok, Thailand.

It’s unfortunate that such a beautiful & talented actress like Rachel Nichols had to be involved such a piece of shit project like “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.” Granted it made roughly $300mil worldwide, but that doesn’t make it a quality piece of work. It was shitty on so many levels that I’m literally shocked that the movie’s production budget was upwards of $175mil and a movie like “District 9” took only $30mil to produce. What the fuck?

Well anyway, let’s put aside the bullshit and move on to some juicy pics of Rachel attending various events at 2009 Bangkok International Film Festival going down right now. I don’t care what you bastards say, this woman is absolutely slammin’ from angles! OW!

Heidi Montag Commits Mistake #1: Walks Around With A Hotter Friend

Heidi hits up The Coffee Bean with a hot friend. We’re pretty sure Spencer’s slept with her.

Normally Heidi Montag looks like a hot piece of ass b/c she’s walking around with that bitch-ass douchebag, but when she’s spotted with a decently hot chick, Heidi looks somewhat pasty & pudgy. This reminds us of the time when Rachel Bilson decided to grab brunch with her hot friend

Director Roman Polanski Needs To Go To Jail

Damn, like we stated earlier, Judaism is taking some serious shots to the balls in 2009. What next? With three months to go, there’s still time for Israel to nuke Tehran on shaky CIA intelligence and kill millions in the process.

I’m sorry, but we gotta call it like it is.

If this dude was black, Muslim or even a white hick from South Carolina, you just know he’d be frying in jail right now, but since he’s a world famous director who happens to be Jewish (with a family who evaded Nazi Germany), it automatically gives him a free pass to fuck drugged-up 13-year old chicks.

And, just FYI: Hey Roman, the reason the 13-year old wanted to have sex with you at Jack Nicholson’s house in Hollywood was because you asked her after stuffing her young bod w/ drugs & alcohol. NOT COOL!!

I know we’re in the business of paying homage to hot women 24/7, but what’s your take on this…?

Courteney Cox Promotes Her New ABC Show 'Cougar Town'

Unlike most of the other new shows to hit the airwaves, “Cougar Town” was a total success when it premiered last week on ABC. The pilot episode aired with a whopping 11.4 million viewers, coming first in its timeslot. Any of you catch it, by chance? Here’s a brief clip…

Premise:

The series is about Jules Cobb, a 40-year-old Florida woman who recently divorced and reenters a dating scene filled with younger men while living with her 17-year old gay son.[6] While most women in their twenties go through life experiencing, Jules took on the responsibilities of marriage and raising a son. Now in her forties, she embarks on a journey to self-discovery whilst surrounded by fellow divorcees and singletons eager to live or re-live a time gone by.[Source]

Game Review: "Dexter: The Game" For The iPhone

Credit: Review contributed to MoeJackson.com by Dennis Jaurigue

The Dexter video game for the iPhone & iPod touch remains very true to the series and Dexter brand. The game, of course, revolves around a ruthless serial killer named Dexter (played by Michael C. Hall on the show). The game is set and played in a 3rd/1st person perspective in a 3D world. There are various ways to control the game: Tilt control and on-screen joystick. I personally preferred the on screen joystick controls.

Overall, it was an enjoyable game. Normally I don’t enjoy licensed games that come out from companies to promote their shows but this one was enjoyable and satisfying. As for playability, the controls were a bit weird at first when I tried the tilt option so I stuck with the “joystick” method for ease.

The fun factor of the game was pretty high but there were a few weird bugs in the game, for example: When a cutscene played the video controls would annoyingly pop out of no where. Let’s hope this gets fixed in a future update.

The game was very polished from a graphics standpoint—especially for an iPhone game. I would say its one of the best looking in the App Store. The mini games within the game gives you a feeling of thrill since you have to sometimes stealthily sneak in the shadows to pass an objective.

For any devoted fan of the “Dexter” series, this is a must buy. This game was produced by Marc Ecko Entertainment with iTunes users & reviewers clocking in at 4 out of 5 stars. Me, personally: 3.5 out of 5.

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