Posts from July 2014

Heidi Montag Commits Mistake #1: Walks Around With A Hotter Friend

Heidi hits up The Coffee Bean with a hot friend. We’re pretty sure Spencer’s slept with her.

Normally Heidi Montag looks like a hot piece of ass b/c she’s walking around with that bitch-ass douchebag, but when she’s spotted with a decently hot chick, Heidi looks somewhat pasty & pudgy. This reminds us of the time when Rachel Bilson decided to grab brunch with her hot friend

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Bikini Pics: Sophie Monk Markets to the Sugar Daddy Community

An Australian Angelina Jole?

Damn, is it just me or has this chick been getting a lot of airtime lately? Let’s hope all her hard work eventually pays off one of these with Sophie landing a major role in an upcoming blockbuster.

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Knocked-Up Rating: Jennifer Ellison is Pregnant & Loving It! Ow!

We don’t know whether she’s having a boy or girl, but what we do know is that that kid’s gonna be shocked when he learns how to Google his mommy’s name. Here’s some of the crap he’ll will find (assuming it’s a boy)…

- Jennifer Ellison: Loaded Magazine, December 2008
- Jennifer Ellison Brings The Afternoon Links!
- Jennifer Ellison Brings The Afternoon Links!

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Director Roman Polanski Needs To Go To Jail

Damn, like we stated earlier, Judaism is taking some serious shots to the balls in 2009. What next? With three months to go, there’s still time for Israel to nuke Tehran on shaky CIA intelligence and kill millions in the process.

I’m sorry, but we gotta call it like it is.

If this dude was black, Muslim or even a white hick from South Carolina, you just know he’d be frying in jail right now, but since he’s a world famous director who happens to be Jewish (with a family who evaded Nazi Germany), it automatically gives him a free pass to fuck drugged-up 13-year old chicks.

And, just FYI: Hey Roman, the reason the 13-year old wanted to have sex with you at Jack Nicholson’s house in Hollywood was because you asked her after stuffing her young bod w/ drugs & alcohol. NOT COOL!!

I know we’re in the business of paying homage to hot women 24/7, but what’s your take on this…?

Courteney Cox Promotes Her New ABC Show ‘Cougar Town’

Unlike most of the other new shows to hit the airwaves, “Cougar Town” was a total success when it premiered last week on ABC. The pilot episode aired with a whopping 11.4 million viewers, coming first in its timeslot. Any of you catch it, by chance? Here’s a brief clip…

Premise:

The series is about Jules Cobb, a 40-year-old Florida woman who recently divorced and reenters a dating scene filled with younger men while living with her 17-year old gay son.[6] While most women in their twenties go through life experiencing, Jules took on the responsibilities of marriage and raising a son. Now in her forties, she embarks on a journey to self-discovery whilst surrounded by fellow divorcees and singletons eager to live or re-live a time gone by.[Source]

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Game Review: “Dexter: The Game” For The iPhone

Credit: Review contributed to MoeJackson.com by Dennis Jaurigue

The Dexter video game for the iPhone & iPod touch remains very true to the series and Dexter brand. The game, of course, revolves around a ruthless serial killer named Dexter (played by Michael C. Hall on the show). The game is set and played in a 3rd/1st person perspective in a 3D world. There are various ways to control the game: Tilt control and on-screen joystick. I personally preferred the on screen joystick controls.

Overall, it was an enjoyable game. Normally I don’t enjoy licensed games that come out from companies to promote their shows but this one was enjoyable and satisfying. As for playability, the controls were a bit weird at first when I tried the tilt option so I stuck with the “joystick” method for ease.

The fun factor of the game was pretty high but there were a few weird bugs in the game, for example: When a cutscene played the video controls would annoyingly pop out of no where. Let’s hope this gets fixed in a future update.

The game was very polished from a graphics standpoint—especially for an iPhone game. I would say its one of the best looking in the App Store. The mini games within the game gives you a feeling of thrill since you have to sometimes stealthily sneak in the shadows to pass an objective.

For any devoted fan of the “Dexter” series, this is a must buy. This game was produced by Marc Ecko Entertainment with iTunes users & reviewers clocking in at 4 out of 5 stars. Me, personally: 3.5 out of 5.

Sound interesting? Hit the front page & click on Dexter’s mug on the side.

Jailbait Alert! Kelsey-Beth Crossley @ 2009 Inside Soap Awards

These were snapped last night in London.

When I grabbed these pics, I had no idea this chick was gonna be this young. My bad.

Anywya, here’s some more info about Kelsey-Beth…

Kelsey-Beth Crossley (born 8 July 1992) is a young English actress from Fleetwood, Lancashire, who plays the part of Scarlett Nicholls, the secret teenage daughter of deceased millionaire Tom King and Carrie Nicholls on the ITV soap opera Emmerdale.[1] She made her first appearance in March 2007. [Source]

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