Kelly Bensimon Did A Cartwheel On The Beach

she's okay.. but she shouldnt show her body too much

Miley Cyrus meet your future.

That flat droopy ass is nuts.

With clothes on I bet she isnt so scary, but this bikini action is just a tad too scary. She is fit, but the bulges and sinew is in all the wrong places for me to find attactive.

For the way, what a waste a fucking space, I'm trying finished up here.

pass...........

She has quite the body. Too much on the defined side for me to settle down or hook up with, but not too bad for looking at.

Really. Why is that horse shit even on the air? Well, I'll tell you why, self. It's because there are enough bored, unattractive, dull, non-famous housewives who are stupid and delirious enough to actually watch this garbage and give it ratings. If everyone - and by everyone I mean the imbecilic boot scrapings of this society - would turn the T.V. off and pick up a fucking book once in a while, there would be a lot less crap out there to piss me off. But then, of course, I wouldn't have as much to complain about and my life would become even emptier. So I guess I can't win. Oh well.

OMG I can't stop laughing.

I am going to steal that line, probably for Khloe Kardashian, but I promise to use on other sites. lol

I will send you royalties.

don't feel too bad for me. depression has robbed me of my sex drive

lmao! tis true. poor miles. :(

Her torso is extremely manly.

She looks like she can deliver a good ass kicking.

hey when u haven't had sex in over a year u can't be too damm choosy

her legs are the only attractive thing about her body. everything else is atrocious... her torso is particularly horrible, no ass, broad shoulders. she's built like a man, she's v-shaped. eek. and i don't think being older and having had children justifies her looking like this... my mom is forty, has three kids, is not a gold-digging, millionaire housewife and looks a million times better than this chick.

is that sarcasm?

i agree. the face is meh, marginally attractive but the body is all sorts of wrong as you have stated, mcperv.

LOL!!!

proof of why i think the idea of milfs and cougars is better than the reality. eww i need my body as youthful as i am not that wrinkly old shit

Trannyformer. More than meets the eye.

Her face is good for her age, but the body is an abomination.

Thick waist, balloon titties, small hips and ass, skinny legs, and the body all over is too muscled and hard.

+3 ... when most the comments wake up and realize that pictures on this website are not their actual girlfriends but just fantasies, then they would recognize that for a chick in her 40's, she's pretty damn hot.

would of been better if she had fallen on her attention whore head

+2

wow she really does have great legs

btw the cartwheel-on-the-beach is the cheesiest dumbest photo op ever, ladiees get creative

i'd hit it

gotta agree with mundo. she may be fit, but she has no shape. i wouldn't look twice if she passed me on the street

+1

all i can say is this : so fucking awesome to be young!!

She looks tall - is she 7 feet tall? I imagine she is in her 40s, probably has had a few kids pop put of that vjj and to her credit she still can wear a bikini. So rather than knock her I will say that she looks good and I will bet that she probably gets plenty of attention from men both younger and older than her.

that stomach is screaming "lipo"

lots of loose skin

Gross. And this bitch probably thinks her body is hot just because technically she is fit.

Everything related to the coat hanger abortions known as the "Real Housewives" series disgusts me.

That's the flatest ass I've seen up to now...Damned..this bitch has no shape at all..lots of muscle but no shape..

Please take this nasty bitch off of here.

I am trying to eat.

I just fucking threw up in my mouth Bastardly Dudes.

She tries too hard.