Caption This! (Brooke Hogan Opens Up Wide Edition!)

Brooke Hogan is the one in blue and the other chick is Jennifer Carpenter, The Hulkster’s future wife after his divorce from wife Linda after nearly 24 years of marriage.

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39 comments
WiseMan
WiseMan

She is not hideous or anything. I think I if I got hammered I'd slam that deep doggystyle and then get as far away as possible.

Angus
Angus

Why thank you.

I am being honest, no matter all the stuff she has gone through and her family, she is always nice to people, pleasant and polite.

I really do not understand the animosity towards her.

atari bigby
atari bigby

tiger can't help it. we black men gotta play around

Racer X
Racer X

I'd put it between her uprights.

/it's good!

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

u know whats funny?

you put her next to Hayden Pantterrie, Brooke would be the Swartzenegger to Hayden's DeVito in that Movie TWINS...

spangly
spangly

I agree Leni. She is not my ideal but she isn't the worst.

spangly
spangly

Yea, bad tuck job. She does have nice firm tits though.

Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

All I can say about this 1 is every dude knows when Hogan Knows Best was in it's 1st season all the fellas were more than willin' to knock that door down to f**k Brooke. My how time flies huh.

d55
d55

man, i wonder how she feels knowing her dad is banging her best friend. thats so nasty

Bolt Uprite
Bolt Uprite

..thick, thick, thick, chunk, Chunky....open wide for Chunky!

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

"With the first pick in the 2010 NFL Draft, the St. Louis Rams select Brooke Hogan." - Roger Goodell, April 2010.

RoastedNuts
RoastedNuts

She is unattractive. Extremely ugly. Eww.

sandra
sandra

hahah nice one :D

Leni
Leni

I've seen worse, she's not that bad.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Damm angus!!! Now women will expect us to think with our brains more than our cocks....Game over man, life is ruined..

/wrist

:P

Masha the crusher
Masha the crusher

i m gonna rock ur comment just because of ur deeply human point of view...nice 2 know that some guys are still actually capable of thinking with their brains

Angus
Angus

I think Brooke is very nice and she does not look bad.

A little unfair the way people talk about her considering she has no control of how she is built.

Big Papi
Big Papi

LMAO...that marriage will last about 2 seconds...if it even makes it to the altar...

skilligan
skilligan

she is like 6 foot but her legs are so thick they look stumpy

Goliano
Goliano

All of that meat and noassatall. What a shame.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

How tall is this girl supposed to be? Why do her legs look so short and stumpy?

Mundo
Mundo

So in other words, that's mother and daughter, right? Ha..what a pair...

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

and then I went down the street Christmas morning door to door like this to every guy I saw and bla bla bla....I mean a wide open mouth shot can only have one type of caption.....hummm, or can it? gonna think this one over & get back to you on it later

miley virus
miley virus

is that hulk's daughter or freddy kruger's daughter?

Moe
Moe

why doesn't hulk hogan just date?! I mean he was married for 24 years, damn it!

learn from Tiger!!

Freep
Freep

if i wanted a bj from hulk hogan i would just ask him for one, not his spawn.

Boz
Boz

bitches parade..

Big Papi
Big Papi

brooke is proper nasty. fucking man chin.

wiseblood
wiseblood

stumpy, fat ass with a cock.

is there anything really anything going on with Brooke that anyone should give a shit about?

Some Guy
Some Guy

She looks about 45 and is built like a linebacker.

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Pg 2, pic 1 - at least she isn't hiding her penis anymore.