Cristiano Ronaldo’s Chick Irina Shayk Has An Addiction To Short Shorts!

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And, more girls should have the same addiction, damn it! Also, one more thing! Don’t Cristiano & Irina ever walk around in public together? It seems like they only meet up in the evenings to get it on (assuming they actually get it on & if they don’t, there’s nothing wrong w/ that).

Anyway, these pics were snapped on two separate days. The jeans shorts were taken yesterday as Irina strolled around the West Village w/ a friend and the post nail salon pics were snapped earlier today as she walked back to her apartment to get ready for a wild night with Cristiano (assuming they get it on & if they don’t, there’s nothing wrong with that).

For all you girls who wanna try getting a piece of Cristiano this weekend, hit up the Gansevoort located in the Meatpacking District. Here are pics snapped earlier today of the dude walking back to his hotel…
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208 comments
debbs
debbs

I am falling in love with this woman..I am officially inspired to not eat for a week!

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Yeah i became befuddled trying to understand it too, glad to know I wasnt the only one.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

....what? Huh?

Sorry, hon...I didn't quite understand that.

Glimmer
Glimmer

I'm asking if you're gay because you NEVER say "oh, I think so and so is really hot/attractive/pretty/cute".

because i don't care. really as i said i don't know you these people are/until they make it to this site. i have no familiarity with they're work/tv show etc.and i don't give damn about victoria secret models etc...

so the difference bewteen 'the hot' females that launch posts on this site and the hot females i'd see while at the cinema ??? there's a better chance of the hot female at the cinenema having nude pics on the net. ha ha...

I'm asking if you're gay because you NEVER say "oh, I think so and so is really hot/attractive/pretty/cute".

caitie, do you slighly get one of the points i 'hint' at across if i'm gonna judged more heavily by the usual guy standards/standards i'm gonna come across alot worse (one of the reason i don't sing much praise towards that stuff.plus it bores me alot too... clarify instead of this place moving towards creative/cool/tolerance/you just get 5000 replies in row of 'she's hot'

caitie, so uh caitie i have no point of entry... ; ).reason of interest

to be excited about the 'hot' female that get posted on this site.

so the difference bewteen 'the hot' females that launch posts on this site and the hot females i'd see while at the cinema ??? there's a better chance of the hot female at the cinema having nude pics on the net. ha ha...

i really can't imagine talking to them would go over to well. oh no.and would those types have an interest in me in 'that way' nope. plus it even stupider. these are ultra media profile types. with 5 millions guys after them why would they want to interact with me. sounds soooo insane.i guess my break down the forth wall ability isn't near as good as those guys that say 'she's hot' i want to f**k her' towards 40 % of the females that make it on the site. ha ha...

so yeah i find this stuff a bit depressing.and on some days it really depressing.ha ha...

if i met miki,i'd no there be zero chance for sex. *ha ha* but based on her music/sonics/lyrics i'd think she'd be ok with speaking with a loser kid.and i could imagine this conversation being a pleasant one.and i'd really want to speak to her...

plus all the ultra emphasis on hot and pretty much that being the only thing is further damning me and making things alot less interesting...

i sometimes get called gay my lack of trad guy traits i'd love to see some of the guys.yep even one on this site. hey guys... :)

get called gay because the interest in only/mostly ultra guy things you know big action movies/mma/basketball/'guy' comedy films/rap music/metallica you know anything that basically 3000 percent exclude females/ as gay because it seems they're a bit in love with the ultra testosterone.(some of them have got to be gay. ;)

why doesn't anyone ever have problem with that ??? combine that with they're relentless putting down of anything that could/does appeal to females. no everything must be guys for the guys trying to appeal mostly to the guys.so whose gay now ??? ha ha...

hell at least the music i like isn't the aural equal of some guy just ramming his penis down my thorat. but the guys love that stuff. :) who is gay now. ha ha...

so sick of most stuff being done by guys for the guys. but maybe if i ever have sex i won't care because no one else does.maybe if i have sex with a female i won't even notice this stuff because the guys don't hee hee...

mix gendered best are the best. caitie, my fave lush is of course the 'gala' ep comp. :)

so caitie, miki get the approval on the 'hot'/'cute' scale. well ok. but like many female in rock i like/there's no big show/move in trying to come across as sexy.none of this in your face stuff that's so common on big radio and lots of the female that make 'sexy' list.

as i said before ot kills me/works for me alot more if someone gets the 'sexy'/'cute' effect while not really pursing it. yeah... :)

yes again my having a pref for this must means i'm gay or a virgin. ha ha...

you know with lush's sonic/lyrics it's so easy to believe she cares about the loser kids/misfits.can you say that about any other 'she's hot' type people want shut up about on the site ???

Sierra
Sierra

"it's just pussy" - Ah the true words of an angry, bitter, forty year-old virgin...

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Naaahhh everything is fine now. I thought it was so close to the 200 that I had to tip it over :) I feel so powerful.

Peccavi
Peccavi

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! 3 clusterfucks in one week??? what the fucking shit guys?

Irina is hot.

tall chicks > than short chicks

(there are always exceptions! salma)

Glim, dude, grow a pair. i'm a social retard with a litany of fucking hang ups, not trusting being people in general chief among them.... that and i'm a "I'm not rude, you're just insignificant" kind of dick. and i don't get laid either. but i don't bitch about it, if i never get married/have a long meaningful relationship i could give a fuck less. its just pussy. guys and girls both go on how it has power over everything. it doesn't. its not a fucking holy grail. anyone who treats it as such is a fucking tool.

sorry... don't know what just happened.... where was i?

Freep
Freep

i hope 201 is just as annoying.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Thought I'd make it a 200 comment. That 199 was annoying me. Add it to the history books.

Those denim shorts and that vest/top/wareva is hot as hell.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I'm asking if you're gay because you NEVER say "oh, I think so and so is really hot/attractive/pretty/cute".

Not ONCE have I EVER seen you comment on the attractiveness of anyone on this site. I know you said that you find Miki from Lush attractive and that was like bombshell news. It made me smile. I listen to Lush. I've seen Miki....she's a cutie!

Glimmer
Glimmer

'the respect you have for yourself is reflected outward towards others. And if you have no self-respect you'll find it hard to ever see the good in anyone in else or for them to see it in you.'

i'll think about ld...

'and I know you want Caitie to shut up, but I hope you realize that she is just trying to help.'

hmm ok...

but she has done/asked/the are gay/ you don't like females thing like a double digit number of times or something...

does it even matter how i answer ??? is there an answer she'd like to hear ??

i always think she wants to push me towards a more linear more 'guyish'/'normal' guyish persona.something more taggable ???

i think whatever caitie feels is the answer. is the answer for her. and answer usually leans towards not liking girls/gay. does it matter what i say ???

if it doesn't why ask 57 times...

or does caitie want to her an answer she approves off or just wants to annoy me...

Glimmer
Glimmer

ld, caitie usally ref me as creepy on the front page you know when i post pic or say something she doesn't think fit the norm code or she feels is lame or whatever she refs me as creepy...hell ask her details...

i'll post a pic and she'll say it's creepy/that's creepy. i'm just posting pic getting a joke across being lame or maybe even a far strech think i'm being slightly creative or funny.(yeah i'm insane to think that...)

caitie says creepy that her term words. that not how i see myself.

and when she usally says creepy it seems to be within a context of some behavior/ thought she finds...

or sometimes i think things are only creepy if i say then.there was some thread with two guys making jokes about sisters having sex or something. and i put my step sister pic. who get hits with the creepy remark the guys making comments about sisters or me coming in late and doing the step sister Demotivation pic. me of course.

so yeah she often seems to use creepy in some you should/alter your peronality/thoughts/persona /method of getting your thoughts across sort of you.almost sort of 'policing' me...

ans what context did creepy/toning down the self-deprecation thing pop up.

as a suggestion as some traits of mine to alter to possibly help my chances with females...

so my reply had more to do with guess i'll stick with being myself even if it makes things much more in the not gonna happen with females category.

not the stuff caitie seems to think my reply meant.hence her going off...

but repeat ld creepy is the word caitie throws at me. it not how i see myself. but if others see me that way. well i guess they do...

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

most of the times we are no where near as self absorbed in the trivial details, instead consider ourselves as a whole.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Glimmer, if being creepy and self-deprecating is how you identify with yourself, that's great. But you can stay true to yourself and still change to a certain extent without compromising who you are. I just think being SO down on yourself is really terrible. The respect you have for yourself is reflected outward towards others. And if you have no self-respect you'll find it hard to ever see the good in anyone in else or for them to see it in you.

I don't know what you're thinking and I don't know what exactly you need to hear, and I know you want Caitie to shut up, but I hope you realize that she is just trying to help.

Glimmer
Glimmer

fallen, and what's you take on how guys feel about their body ???

lazydayz
lazydayz

Ahh, how could we forget this epicness.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Shut your piehole, hater!

Freep
Freep

looks like you thought wrong

Freep
Freep

Jonathan Rhys Meyers?

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Ah I saw this on TV. After this they go into the bar and people turn into vampires or some stuff? Crazy. Never realised that the guy was shouting such obscenities on the start hahaha.

Glimmer
Glimmer

no, caitie you're wrong again. this is what you said

"And that means not being creepy, toning down the self-deprecation"

those traits i tie in more with being true to myself.

and not having as much to do with whatever levels of change i should apply/try to better my self as a person/or aim in life or whatever...

but as always you get my tone/intent wrong. but you feel you're so dead on that you're right in knowing what i'm thinking....

nope, you're just wrong again....

lazydayz
lazydayz

I think it was a Megan Fox post.

lazydayz
lazydayz

No, I've yet to check that out. I was going to see Gentleman Broncos but it got terrible, terrible reviews. Of course, Jemaine's performance was still praised by most critics.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Rhys is an awesome name.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

See that is covered by Page 3, "never bring a woman the wrong type of flowers", if she doesnt like flowers you bring her chocolate flowers or some such thing.

Leni
Leni

Page 4 - Not all women like flowers!

:}

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

So, you're not willing to put past neurosis behind you and you're going to approach a woman with all this baggage you have? And you're not willing to TRY to better yourself, for your own sake and for the sake of any potential partners you may have?

That is some of the most fucking childish ass bullshit I've ever heard in my life.

There's a HUGE difference between being yourself/staying true to yourself but still being cognizant enough to know that there are things that you need to work on to become a better person...and just flat out refusing to better yourself because you have some kind of childish vendetta against the world & how it works & putting that under the guise of "I refuse to change who I am for anyone'.

Goddamn, if you're not a hardheaded ass fuck.

You can't function in the world acting the way you do. For the love of all that is sacred & holy, get it together. Get over the past, look to the future, work on bettering yourself & learn to cope.

tl;dr version - Quit being a baby & man up. This isn't even "loser/wimpy kid" shit...because at least those kids TRY.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Page 2 - Women like Flowers

Page 3 - Never bring a woman the wrong type of flowers

Page 4 - ????

Page 5 - Get Lucky, maybe.

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There you go SoL, that is the complete works of my notebook.

son of liberty
son of liberty

Just when you think you have women figured out, you realize that you know absolutely NOTHING about them. I'll throw out my old notebook and start a new one.

Page 1 - Women like chocolate.

Glimmer
Glimmer

"There's a girl out there who'd probably find you very appealing....you just have to act right. And that means not being creepy, toning down the self-deprecation and putting your hatred of every guy who likes metal to bed once & for all."

no caitie, i'll be myself not this whatever linear guy i'm supposed to be. :)

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Ok when was the last time an entry got to 200 comments?

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

This is common of a lot of people on stage, it isnt them, but a role they play. Once home and behind closed doors, they revert to their "real" selfs.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Don't quote me on this, but I seem to recall something about how she said the way she is on the stage, performing, is the complete opposite of how she is in real life. She acts sexy during her performance but she says she doesn't feel like the sexy woman she is seen as by her fans. She Wolf, her latest album, she said that it was maybe a little more about celebrating that side of her. Being confident, sexy but also feeling it for real. Again, don't quote me on it but something in my head remembers something along these lines. Anyway, there is too much doubt maybe's involved in my point. I'm just gonna watch some Shakira vids now xD

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

confidence in the way it moves maybe, but not in the way she percieves it to look.

Trust me women are this harsh on themselves. Most women seem to spend their whole 20s just trying to becoming comfortable in their own skins. I dont understand the why of it, I just know it to be true.

Why else do we see perfectly attractive women in hollywood in their 20s, who get plastic surgery to "improve" self percieved flaws?

son of liberty
son of liberty

I hear what you are saying, but a woman who can move like that must have some confidence in her body. If she was that insecure, wouldn't she be more comfortable performing in a turtle neck sweater and jeans?

I'm sure she was just trying to downplay how sexy her body is, but I just don't believe her.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

It isnt a matter of how you and I perceive how her body looks, but how she sees herself. Maybe it took 10 years for her to accept her own looks.

son of liberty
son of liberty

Yes, fallen, I understand that most women are insecure about their bodies, but does Shakira strike you as a woman who needs a decade of therapy to address her body image issues?

I think not.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

I like the name Rhys quite a lot!!!

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

media may of made it worse, but I suspect that women have always had this "problem".

Glimmer
Glimmer

actually i did rock it.right after i did that post. the rock comment thing worked. i was like i'll try again before i sign out and it *finally* worked...