Eva Herzigova @ Chopard's 150th Anniversary Party
Wednesday, May 19th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
The star-studded bash was held last night at the ultra-exclusive VIP club as part of the 63rd Cannes Film Festival.
Everyone's heard the expression, "Good from far, but far from good," right?
Well, this is case in point. The reason we kicked off with the full body shot is b/c Eva Herzigova looks pretty damn hot in the super short mini, but when you click ahead, you find out that the dress is not actually for Eva, but for someone like Tori Praver, Doutzen Kroes or any of the VS Angeles, for that matter.
Eva needs to think classy b/c when you're her age and put something like this on, you appear cheap & desperate, if anything. On the other hand, if you're a hot, young super model, you can rock a dress like this and spew with sex appeal. At the end of the day, what we're trying to say is that Eva Herzigova & Tori Praver need to hit the ladies room & exchange dresses!
The star-studded bash was held last night at the ultra-exclusive VIP club as part of the 63rd Cannes Film Festival.
Everyone's heard the expression, "Good from far, but far from good," right?
Well, this is case in point. The reason we kicked off with the full body shot is b/c Eva Herzigova looks pretty damn hot in the super short mini, but when you click ahead, you find out that the dress is not actually for Eva, but for someone like Tori Praver, Doutzen Kroes or any of the VS Angeles, for that matter.
Eva needs to think classy b/c when you're her age and put something like this on, you appear cheap & desperate, if anything. On the other hand, if you're a hot, young super model, you can rock a dress like this and spew with sex appeal. At the end of the day, what we're trying to say is that Eva Herzigova & Tori Praver need to hit the ladies room & exchange dresses!
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those are some nice long legs, the rest is blah anymore though
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Face is very unattractive.
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She looks haggard lately, and are those scratches down her back?
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cute dress
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how do you say "butterface" in French?
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no clue but add this to your useless info database, in spanish it´s "camaron" (shrimp) bc you take the head off and everything else is good, or something
sounds better in english I think
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i imagine in French it sounds really cruel.
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yeah she doesn´t deserve it though, I think she shows her age but still attractive
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Groin.
That means trunk face or something like that.
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Ok, I can see her spine.
No more of her, plz.
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That dress is really hot though.
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i would... those legs are to hot to not. plus, she has a kid, so you know she puts out.
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aging sucks. move along
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face down, ass up.
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Man, WTF?
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Gums, bones, moles, gross.
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