Geoffrey Arend Holds The Christina Hendricks Motorboat Pass! Ow!

These were snapped at the 11th Annual Warner Brothers And InStyle Golden Globe After-Party.

31-year old Geoffrey Arend married Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks last October, so many congrats to the couple—especially Geoffrey! I wonder what it’s like to sandwich his head between those things?! God daaayum!

Anyway, it definitely sounds like someone needs to write a memoir (titled “The Motorboat Diaries”).

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27 comments
Boz
Boz

I dont really care.

JonYo
JonYo

I don't buy it, they appear real to me. In my opinion, the reasoning given at the link you provided doesn't succeed in making a case for them being fake.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

That site is a little suspect, unlike some others I have seen, they dont offer any creditials on why their opinion is any more valid than any others, i.e. not a doctor.

svetlana
svetlana

I agree with the site's claims about them being fake--if they're real, I'll believe it when I see her not pushing them up (to see if they have a natural hang to them) but if they're real, she should get them reduced, the bobbing, weird neck plus the puffed up chest make her look like a goose, literally. it drives me crazy lol.

January Jones, meanwhile, has great all natural boobs and a lovely figure.

Leni
Leni

me too, I think they are real, boobs as huge as hers don't have much room in corsets or tight dresses so they go up and appear fake, but I really think hers are real.

I'm with Svetlana on her neck, it is weird and I don't like her smile, it ruins her otherwise pretty face.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Watch them jiggle around when she moves sometime, doubt they are fake.

svetlana
svetlana

are you kidding?? she bobs around with a chicken neck and flat, wide ass. ugh.

svetlana
svetlana

they're fake... and with them she's reduced herself to a cartoon, it's NOT a good thing. I hate the 60's style updos she wears on Mad Men on her. She has a weird neck that bobs forward like a chicken, ugh.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Oh please.....she clearly married him for career puropses. He's a fucking ugly nerd.

Freep
Freep

HOLY! MOLY! THIS GUY IS HAVING MORE FUN THAN I EVER WILL. i forgot i still had caps on until i looked at the screen and i didn't want to take the time to backspace and type it again.

Leni
Leni

I'd like to know if any woman commenting on this site would like to look like her......

Player
Player

A real beauty! We need to see more of her fo sho...

Masha the crusher
Masha the crusher

his retarded face simply looks nasty, and her milk tits do too

wiseblood
wiseblood

tits.

i love tits.

time to jerk it.

J-Sin
J-Sin

That motorboatin' son of bitch!

Xatalia
Xatalia

pale skin looks good on her,

great body btw!!

Angus
Angus

The mother effing motor boat queen.

She makes Katy Perry's boobs look like Selma Blair's.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

LOL your right, especially so with the role she plays on Mad Men.

JonYo
JonYo

She's just incredible. It's not just the boobs either, watch her on screen with the hips and the waist and the lips and the eyes, walking across the room, it's like a perfect cartoon come to life. In your mind, each step she takes makes a giant slamming "BAM" sound, and everything around her goes all slow motion. The woman needs a soundtrack following her around everywhere she goes, with slinky jazzy horns and big beat drums while she's walking, and a big trumpet section stab she she makes eye contact with you. She's a dangerous weapon, handing out heart attacks to stricken men everywhere.

Douche Baggery
Douche Baggery

I wonder what kind of arrangement she has with that nerd. You know like "I fuck who I want on the side" type of thing.

He does deserve respect though.

NO FAT CHICKS
NO FAT CHICKS

I don't know who she is, but I would marry her.

crabstew
crabstew

I'm suddenly craving a hug

d_jologs
d_jologs

balls of fun...he's a lucky bastard!

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I love awards show time, christina always brings the "girls" out to play.

I must also say, her dress and her lipstick look so much better here than the earlier entry with the white background.