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A couple things come to mind…
First & foremost, don’t you wish you could just pick up the phone & order up a tsunami? With so much technology floating around, there has to be a way, damn it!! Of course, it would probably result in many other casualties, but as they say, no pain, no gain, right? With all the holiday spirit in the air, ordering a hit via tsunami on an annoying celebrity sounds a lil’ too harsh, huh?
And secondly, anybody have a count on the number of STDs that were exchanged in the first photo? Along with the number, please provide names of the various STDs transferred, if possible.
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you can also catch Herpes that way, and all the other STDs she has, just FYI
I'd BANG her - with a rubber ...... unless i was doing her in the Ass
But but but its the holidays! Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.
I have to confess that Miley Cyrus turn me on, I know I know...
"gained"...retard!
Yeah I think she gain a couple.. She's lookin good.
I would take Nikki any day over Paris who has an entire village of herpes and god knows what else living in her vagina.
she appears to be getting fat. what a disappointment for a girl known for her thinness.
Agreed.
It's her behavior that makes her undesirable.
But on pure aesthetics?
I'm phuckin'.
A glass of water would have more tightness than this girls cootch.
ROFL LMFAO LOL
I have to conjure up all of my courage to admit this, but I've always liked Paris.
There's something about her, beneath the facade that I just admire.
Now, I'm willing to accept hater alerts with pride, but I believe I should be commended for my dark confessions.
Even the fish think her snatch smells.
her body actually doesn't look too bad in some of these pics.
It is an upgrade for him?
come on wave! you're letting everyone down!
how can somebody actually publicly date her
I would never wish death upon a person. But if I read that Paris Hilton was killed in a freak accident I'd literally LOL.