Natalie Portman Engaged AND Pregnant!!

Bottom line is that you need to take a chill pill, kid.

Hrm... "subjective opinion" is redundant...

That must be sarcasm, because I can think of at least 3 movies where she has been nude.

and then Luke's gonna have to stay with his foster parents without realizing that he's gonna save the entire galaxy later and also almost fall in love with his own sister (incest fails).

And then Hayden Christensen is going to have a big rage dump and get into a fight with Ewan Macgregor...who's going to pwn his ass and cut his legs & arm off. Then Ian McDiarmid is going to give him prosthetic limbs and turn him into a BAMF.

I highly doubt the baby came after the engagement.

I think this is the typical case of, "Oops, probably should've used a condom. What do we do now?"

oops yeah, Princess Leia too.. and she's gonna die after giving birth to her children. lol, jk.

And Princess Leia.

she's gonna give birth to Luke Skywalker.

slut.

I'm sure Anne Hathaway is very offended right about now.

congratulations for making it big in this day and age without acting like a whore or doing nude scenes

"She is jewish... and she is tiny, and now she's dirty (not in a good way) for getting knocked up.

Just stating my extremely subjective opinion."

FTFY.

She is jewish... and she is tiny, and now she's dirty (not in a good way) for getting knocked up.

Just stating the facts.

The first two things you mentioned don't sound that appealing, but the last part sounds just fine to me.

You deserve a swift kick to the nuts for "dirty little jew". That was pretty low, man.

She fell for the trick.

Was it that obvious I've gone off them again?

I can't wait to see a pic of her barefoot with her pregnant belly showing, and her boobies springing out of her top........MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

No shit.

Hi. I was born into an IRISH Catholic family. I SHOULD have like, six kids by now and I'm going to cry now.

every "traditional" culture has this pressure, duh!

Traditional Jewish culture places high social pressure for women to get married and have children. I thought this was fairly common knowledge. You can google it if you do not believe me. It wasn't meant to be racist in any way.

I also believe Natalie Portman is from a traditional Jewish family.

They are expected to make lots of babies?

And meds time too.

HAHA!!!

Maybe all you internet motherfuckers can stop obsessin over her overrated ass now.

There's nothing like a shotgun wedding that serves as the foundation for a satisfying and lasting marriage...

what's this got to do with her being jewish? just asking..

I havent seen the movie.

Hmmm... isn't she like 30 and Jewish? How is anyone surprised....

I call bullshit.... Who's ever heard of a heterosexual choreographer?

Alright, Johnny Paycheck...time to pack it in.

Shhhh. It's quiet time now.

Not a big deal??? Are you fucking kidding me? Have these vapid, ignorant, stupid sluts never heard of contraception? Seriously, it's infuriating...

Anyway, this dirty little jew is now just another stretched out vag breeder that should be shot in the head.

In this season of giving and whatever the fuck, here's to killing kids (pharaoh style) and well, merry fucking festivus to all you bastards.

that's a nice pic of her

Will she bounce back, will she bounce back and have curves, will we care anymore, will it last or will the Mayan calendar end it for them?

looking at the headlines it might be Hanson

MILF in training.

OMFG OMFG am I the only one who haven't seen the movie???? that scene is HOTTTTTTTTTTTT oh my...

So she is going to the Oscars with a bump

Everyone knows that Mila's the one that got her pregnant!

Oh god. Whose Natalie Portman's Freep around here? Whoever it is, we might have to put him on suicide watch...

this is terrible news

Shocking news. I thought I was the one.

:(

Not a big deal, everyone is getting pregnant, she'll bounce back real quick and look like her usual pretty self.

Yeh, guess she's learned from Brit-brit and Christina and Jessica and Jennifer and ScarJo... she's a big superstar and whats-his-name is a ... um choreographer. I give it two years max.