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Reggie Bush is a NFL running back who just won the Super Bowl. Luckily, someone in Reggie’s inner-circle brought him to that simple realization and indirectly convinced him to screw marriage for the foreseeable future. Granted, Kim Kardashian is at the top of her game at the moment with a juicy booty to match, but why should Reggie settle for one Kim Kardashian when he can sample chicks like Kim Kardashian each night of the week for the next 3 to 5 years?! He’d be stupid to pass up the rare sexual opportunity that only fame & fortune can bless upon modern male athletes.
Just like Tiger Woods said in his robotic coming-out speech: “…I convinced myself that normal rules didn’t apply.” And, that rule still stands more than ever! For athletes like Tiger, Michael Jordan, Lebron, Barkley, and even Reggie Bush, normal rules of the game simply don’t apply. They fuck who they want, when they want—no questions asked—unless you’re married, of course.
Also, why put himself through the bullshit scrutiny of a celebrity marriage—especially with a camera-whore like Kim Kardashian? Her entire fame rests on frivolous launch parties & monotonous trips to the nail salon. A guy can handle this for a few weeks or months in exchange for booty, but to go through the torture of flashing lights every fucking time he’s outside is simply not worth the trouble. Plus, I’m pretty sure he’s bored of Kim’s booty already anyway, so what’s the point in getting married and then getting divorced and potentially denting your sugar daddy bank account?! So, on that note, many congrats to Reggie for taking the pass on the Kardashians.
Anyway, here are a few more candids of Kim walking around in Miami with sister Kourtney. And, by the way, doesn’t Kourtney have a newborn baby boy she needs to look after—or at least, help look after? I’m all for couples sharing duties, but her relationship seems a lil’ lopsided…
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"who they want" isn't entirely accurate.
the reason he broke up with her is that tranny face
this bitch makes me laugh...all the way to the doctors office to check for STDs.
i need to keep the Kim K 2 Rubber Rule firmly in effect.
attention whore bitch.
he dumped the bitch because she's a parasite. it's not like she will take him to the top. probably a great ass fuck and not much more.
He had no reason to marry Ray-J's sloppy seconds. Simple as that. She on tape gettin' urinated by Brandy's brother. C'mon
Reggie got a Black mama and probably some Black sisters. They don't play that shit. We know not to bring no hoes home to mama.
*on*
kourtney's actually looking better... that's horrible. i like kim's shoes and i like kourt's outfit in general.
Forget Kim.......DAMN, milky boobs or Kourtney, nice!
Hey, did you see South Park last night?
This just leaves Kim available for me. I would've just kept cheating on her, and wouldn't marry her until I was done cheating so I wouldn't be financially obligated to her.
Hypothetical Scenario A: Kim Kardashian applies for a job.
Position Applying For: Any position under a rich black man.
Experience: Damon Thomas, Ray J, Reggie Bush
Education: What's that?
Relevant Skill Set: Accomplished dick sucker, likes it in the butt, accomplished dick sucker, & accomplished dick sucker
References: Please contact any of my fellow gold-digging co workers- Paris Hilton, Kourtney Kardashian & Khloe Kardashian
Good synopsis!
I really like Kourtney's outfit. Especially the shoes. Plain white t shirts can be so sexy if you wear them right.
Well like I said before, for me I was not one bit surprised Kimo got dumped...and what Moe wrote is all true..why would Reggie mess up his life and career on something like this? And definetly congratulate Reggie for these move, and should get another super bowl ring for it, Romo did the same thing with Jessica, so I guess neither are as dumb as they look, anyway on a sidenote...I also think Kourtney got dumped too, it's just not made public yet...Oh well so much for that. I got much and better things to worry about then this shitty news...
They both look so incredibly vapid.
You still decided to post, Boz...
camel/goat faceeeeee. Way to emphasize those short legs of yours with those boots. I like how moe took the time to vent haha
i'm glad he left her but there are thousands lining up to take over
and we should give any shit because...
i love the ranting lol. hooray for reggie and his still sizeable sugar daddy bank acct!!