Audrina Patridge Films “The Hills” at Solar De Cahuenga

Since there’s not much having in Audrina’s life & career, I’ll talk about a recent Audrina sighting. I popped in the “Hurt Locker” Blu-Ray the other night (great fucking movie, by the way) & the first trailer was Audrina’s straight-to-DVD hit “Sorority Row!” The flick also stars Hollywood greats like Briana Evigan, Leah Pipes, Rumer Willis, Rumer Willis’ jaw, & the token-Asian chick to attract all the rice chasers, Jamie Chung. I’ll be honest, as I watched the trailer, I really wanted to check out the film, but the only thing that looks good about it is that Audrina dies in the first 10 minutes.

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scumbag
scumbag

this time... MAYBE, but not like a few months ago that had been a instant YES!!

Boz
Boz

I wonder why Bastardly still posting this useless woman.

J
J

Urrrgghhh she thinks she is hot shit, she has ceiling eyes, no upper top lip, fake tits and giant horse teeth, she can't act and is useless, what redeeming qualities does this lame-o have?

J
J

she probably sucked a fair bit of a cock too, to get to be the "celebrity" she is today, I can't fucking stand her.

KimberlyESQ
KimberlyESQ

You're completely right, he is a douche - and I should not expect anything else from him. It is very sad that I watch The Hills, I hate how vapid that makes me.

Angus
Angus

The return of Ceiling Eyes...

Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

What else would you really expect from a douchebag like Brody?

Peccavi
Peccavi

i'd nut on her stomach...

babygirl2000
babygirl2000

If you put her in a woodchipper, I bet she will still have that stupid look in her eye.

cali-17
cali-17

Smoking. Love her everytime.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. MAKE HER DIE. PUT HER IN THE WOODCHIPPER. BURN HER.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Stupid bitch...I'd hate fuck her.

KimberlyESQ
KimberlyESQ

Brody annoys me. No matter how fancy the eatery is or how upscale the club, he's always dressed down. I get that you're a celebrity and pretty much any club is going to let you in, but Brody, would it kill you to put on some nice clothes and at least TRY? He is very average-looking.

RoastedNuts
RoastedNuts

the pictures look distorted. i like her. always have.

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Let the breasts out Audrina. Don't hide them, you paid good money for them.

Mundo
Mundo

I thought she had bigger tits...not her best here, that's for sure, but I'd still do her...

mikey j
mikey j

damn, she just looks so uber stupid, as per usual. like some brainless porn actress.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Someone needs to Donkey Punch her...again!

So her eyes will go back to normal.

Some Guy
Some Guy

"Sorority Row" wasn't that bad. Lots of hot chicks, and pretty decent amount of nudity. And, yes, Audrina dies in the first 10 minutes -- which is great because she's a horrible actress.

WiseMan
WiseMan

Without a doubt I'd fuck her senseless.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Brody looks hot, he has that whole big hands thing going on.

skilligan
skilligan

i officially have NO use for her anymore

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

never fails to amuse me just how fake boobs & an empty stare can make a good living

Bowser
Bowser

Tight jeans are always a good idea for girls

zeus
zeus

good face . bad shirt