• Angus

    Why are there pictures of the Michelin man on here?

  • Freep

    how fucking dare you insult the Michelin Man like that. Just because he is fictional doesnt mean he doesnt hurt.

  • Freep

    look at that gorgeous little fella.

  • Kristin

    what the hell is this doing on Bastardly?

  • FallenRawToast

    MoeJackson.com is apparently less discriminating

  • Angus

    OMG I am snorting laughing.
    My apologies to the Michelin Man and my thanks for him keeping me safe on the road.

  • NO FAT CHICKS

    Looks like a chubby, spray-tanned 12 year old. WTF.

  • ladylazarus

    wtf? jersey shore is my show but this crosses the line. this is straight up disrespectful. there are ppl working their asses off and making huge strides in the music/entertainment industry that should be acknowledged. snooki is a joke. she’s fun to watch because she is utterly ridiculous/delusional. it makes for an epic reality tv show but ppl need to cut the shit. she’s not an actual celebrity. oh and i saw pics of her when she was anorexic and she looked WAY better.

  • J

    Vomit…what the fuck is this doing on Moe Jackson?

  • Lau Evian

    the shoes look good on her tho. still, i feel a bit sorry for the shoes. so thank God the shoes do not have feelings X_X.

  • J

    P.S. there is no way in hell that I am clicking on page 2, I can’t even get past page one without barfing, this thing is hideous.

  • Afrokid

    HAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!! Ah shit son, i’m dying lololol!

  • Afrokid

    First of all let me just say, Fuck this bitch, SHE AIN’T MAKIN HIT RECORDS LIKE KANYE!!

    Now, let me go in on this…Umm, i really think she’s kinda fuckable, but her body is so god damned disproportionate! I mean,i’m not goin there on her fat, 36 year old face, i’m not even lookin. Dunno bout her ass, but her legs would look nice, IF THEY DIDNT MATCH UP WITH HER BHUDDA BELLY, and her tits would be fantabulous, if her torso wasn’t so damn small, and none of it just…ah fuck it.

    I’m probably fuck Snooki and cry myself to sleep, and abort myself rather than the baby i ejaculated into her, i’d be too shamed to tell anybody about it either.

  • AlinaMaria

    Ah i feel sorry for her. She is really unfortunate looking.

  • AlinaMaria

    The grammy’s are messed up. How the eff did that taylor swift win anything and also the renaissance should have beaten relapse.

  • greasy

    I’d rather fuck the michelin man, and this from a guy that will fuck almost anything, like the michelin man

  • svetlana

    besides everything else, even with better hair, less tan, and a perfect body.. HER LIPS. EW!!!! I HATE them! ugly, smirky, pencil lips.

  • IamLegend_2000

    great reason to not watch MTV!

  • Xatalia

    thank god that this ugly whale isnt famous over here

  • WiseMan

    That quality,

  • WiseMan

    That look like a doner kebab.

  • WiseMan

    That looks like a doner kebab.

  • Boz

    A human whale!

  • FallenRawToast

    Just like the Oscars, it is more about politics these days than talent.

  • FallenRawToast

    ….yet

  • wiseblood

    naturally this attention whore shows up to the fucking show.

    the jersey shore TV show was genius. it was a quick, hit ’em and quit ’em type of show and then it ended.

    now what are we left with?

    this.

    public appearances by these no-name, no-talent hacks that clearly think higher of themselves than they should and the fact that MTV and the cast will ultimately ruin everything they built up with those episodes and fuck it ALL up.

    the situation is fucking clear: don’t fall in love with anyone from the Jersey Shore, especially if they look and act like this.

  • FoxyRoxy

    God, she brings the word “stumpy” to a whole new level.
    She’s a mess all around and should not be wearing clothes like that. It is painful to look at.
    Further proof that the Grammy’s are a fucking joke.

  • Bowser

    Is this the turning point where people officially stop caring about the grammys?

  • Topkap?Saray?12

    Bitch please!
    Kebabs are tasty which is not her case.
    This ugly bitch is Italian which is weird because Italian women are often good looking.

  • FoxyRoxy

    I NEED to see that picture!

  • FoxyRoxy

    They only voted for her because they felt sorry for her.
    Otherwise she would have won nothing.

  • KimberlyESQ

    I read that MTV is considering moving Jersey Shore to The Hamptons…I really don’t know how to react to that.

  • Big Papi

    Stupid fat slut. Go disappear with Puck.

    I’d duct tape her mouth shut, fuck that fat ass, then throw her out into the fucking street. That’s about it.

  • Voice of Reason

    Jesus Genuine it’s an absolute shit-stain. Regrettably, I’m gonna have to say “NEXT!”

  • IamLegend_2000

    nuther great reason to not visit Jersey…..just might get devoured by a hungry jersey housewife…..and it gets boring when 95% of the people there are named either Joey or Mary (or Maria)….Big Joey, Little Joey, one eye Joey, stupid Joey, Joey Joey, the other Joey, Joey’s little brother Joey, Joey’s big brother Joey, Mary’s Joey, Joey’s Mary and on it goez……

  • McPerv

    Ugh, she needs to stay home. I still would, but I’d make it quick and not tell anyone.

  • Angus

    She is not Italian, she is Mexican.
    She was adopted.

  • RebbyRader

    I wanna seem them shits when she was anorexic

  • AlinaMaria

    probably lol!

  • ladylazarus

    hahahaha that’s what i used to call ppl bc i felt too bad saying they were ugly. LMFAO oh poor “unfortunate” ppl

  • ladylazarus

    actually she’s chilean.

  • ladylazarus

    wow. you really don’t have standards. lol

  • AlinaMaria

    LOL but she is the ‘u’ word but its a bit harsh on her, she is just unfortunate!

  • Mundo

    Ha this is too fucking funny to even make comments…

  • Angus

    Chilean my ass.
    You know she is damn Mexican.
    She just said Chilean to sound exotic.
    I believe her exact words were “I am Spanish”.
    Last time I checked, Chile was not in Spain.

  • Peccavi

    what i find truly sad…. is that this bitch probably doesn’t even understand or grasp how completely repulsive she is. she actually probably thinks she’s hot. get a clue not a cupcake you mis-shaped oompa loompa.

  • McPerv

    LOL. I wouldn’t, just trying to be comical and live up to the reputation. 🙂

  • Glimmer

    stop it angus… 😉

  • Glimmer

    good, that means i get a date right ??? 😉

  • Glimmer

    oh no you’d have to tell us about it. so your theory.don’t hate me. 🙂

  • Glimmer

    people haven’t cared in years and years. hell do even the big radio fans/and people that buy the winners cds/even care about this nope…

    hell last year the oscars had double the rating of the grammys and most people didn’t even know the names of a bunch of film that got noms until a few days before the event…

  • ladylazarus

    lol i think it’s kind of offensive to assume she’s mexican by her physical appearance. :/ chilean isn’t really exotic… there’s actually the highest percentage of blondes in all of south america there due to german immigration. oh and saying “i’m spanish” is a common error. i say that as well, it’s a new york thing. you say you’re spanish, usually not meaning you’re from spain, but meaning you are of latin descent from a spanish-speaking country. i’m peruvian and there are a lot of indigenous ppl that look very similar to her. she’s very andean looking. they are usually of short stature bc of the altitude in bolivia, ecuador, peru, chile, etc. oh and there are plenty of light-skinned, blonde haired, blue eyed mexicans. that’s a very common misconception that all latinos are dark and short.

  • ladylazarus

    phew. okay, you just gained back my respect.

  • Leni

    me too, I tried to find it but no luck.

  • Ari

    for comedic value

  • KimberlyESQ

    Yeah - it’s a stupid misconception too. I’m half Cuban and half Paraguyan, and Im incredibly fair-skinned, and 5’10” 3/4…

    We’re not all dark and short!

  • Afrokid

    I hate myself for wanting my dick sammiched between those biscuit lips >.<

  • Ari

    no, just a whale

  • McPerv

    Yeah I don’t mind big-ish women if they are curvy, but she’s not curvy, she’s just a big short shapeless blob with an ugly face, a bitchy crooked smirk, thin lips, and her name is Snooki.

  • ladylazarus

    ooohh that’s an interesting mix. send me a pic! lol

  • KimberlyESQ

    I’ll have to take one - but I warn you, I don’t have the fortune of having beautiful, elegant and IMMOVABLE boobs like J-Woww. I am tall and unfortunately flat-chested!

  • ladylazarus

    haha it’s all good! flat-chested chicks can be hot. we can’t all be as felicitous as jwoww by having two bowling balls implanted into our chests. 😉