Was Hayden Panettiere Behind The SeaWorld Killer Whale Incident?

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All you have probably heard about the SeaWorld trainer getting rocked by a killer whale before a show in Orlando. I don’t understand why people are so surprised? It’s kind of sad that those whorebags enslave the whale in a small swimming pool and make tons of money from it—whales have feelings too, damn it!!

And for the record, Hayden Panettiere hasn’t confirmed nor denied her involvement.

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  • mich

    wth is so interesting about seeing a whale jump around?

  • Glimmer

    is that sperm on the shoulder ?? yes, you knew someone would make that joke and you were sure it would be me. 🙂

  • iambastard

    Two posts? Come On! Besides like Glimmer said, that’s dolphin splooge on her shoulder.

  • JohnnyMak

    I don’t really like Hayden, but if there’s one thing I do like about her, its definitely her skin. Its looks so soft and smooth.

  • FallenRawToast

    I dont think archive post really count, since a lot of people really just seem to ignore them.

  • Big Daddy

    Our “cute as a bug” Hayden is currently gracing the cover of the March SELF Magazine, clutching a surfboard. OW!

  • IamLegend_2000

    Where’s her daddy figure at and little Stumpy looks stunning in that outfit, yea right….and just where were these pics taken, at a construction site?…..very not good at everything but, when you are Stumpy & Heros is still circlin’ the drain you take what you can get……

  • Altair

    All hail Brother Wladimir Klitchko for tapping that

  • Phillip McCracken

    i would pay the price of admission to see her get mauled by Free Willy.

  • Big Papi

    I would still fuck her without condoms.

  • NO FAT CHICKS

    Fucking retards. That’s not skin, that’s a 1/2″ thick layer of makeup. This stumpy bitch loves to get slammed by the biggest boys to prove she’s a big girl. I can’t complain.

  • Freep

    haha i ignore he fuck out of them

  • Freep

    i personally blame the killer whale SeaWorld murder incident on the KILLER whale.

  • FallenRawToast

    will you even when cheryl starts to become archive fodder?

  • Phillip McCracken

    actually u should blame whomever thought it was a good idea to make the movie Free Willy…

    second thought, you should blame whomever the genius was that thought putting wild animals in captivity for our amusement was a great idea.

    yeah, lets put a 20 ton KILLER WHALE in a fish tank and hope it dont kill no one…

    bright idea.

  • jta

    oh come on,annalynne also wears this much makeup and you can still see the tragedy underneath it.Despite makeup,hayden must actually have nice conditioned skin.

  • spangly

    my cock would gently rest on her shoulder as she tossed my salad. yes that is spot of little swimmers.

  • spangly

    Well stated and I concur!

  • Freep

    is that a trick question?

  • Phillip McCracken

    buddy, i think it was rhetorical.

  • Freep

    not rhetorical, i could give a yes or no answer. its just that i would probably skip the archive post and comment on the post that’s archived, know what im saying? 🙂

  • Phillip McCracken

    LOL yeah i do understand what your saying.

    me, when its an archived one of someone i like, gotta try and comment on the archive thread cause these guys do the work to put it up, the least i can do is like make a comment about how much i want to fuck said subject in archived thread u know?

    LOL

  • FallenRawToast

    LOL im sure Moe n Jackson apprecaite your “efforts”

  • Leni

    +1

  • Angus

    I think you mean the March ELF magazine.

  • Freep
  • Phillip McCracken

    thats me buddy. all about giving back to the world which gives to me so fruitfully

  • lazydayz

    Personally, I enjoyed the movie Precious.

  • Freep

    but while you were in the audience did you get splashed? yea, didnt think so…

  • lazydayz

    No, the whale was too busy getting physically and emotionally abused by the other, slightly less whale-like whale to splash anyone. Woops, SPOILER ALERT.

  • JohnnyMak

    Blame it on the Killer Whale? Why? Because its a WILD animal and it did what felt natural?

    Its cruel and unnatural to keep wild animals in captivity for our own selfish entertainment. Incidents like this are inevitable, and I believe they are well deserved. We torture the animals, they torture us back…

  • Freep

    “Blame it on the Killer Whale? Why?”

    because the killer whale did it…no need to go deeper than that imo. if we never kept them in captivity for our own selfish amusement then i would have never been able to enjoy the epicness that was “Free Willy” when i was a kid. also wouldnt have gotten to hear MJ’s “Will You Be There” during the ending credits every time i watched it 😀

  • Angus

    Freep you might need to watch this and then tell me if you still think the whale was at fault:)

  • MissCaribbean

    She looks classy and put together, what a change for the usual hollywood starlets.

  • Boz

    Fuck you Whale! Fuck you Dolphin!

  • Freep

    thats true and you guys i get it! if i go in the water and a shark attacks me or in the woods and a bear attacks me, well then sad day for me if i cant handle it, survival of the fittest. if a bear takes me out then thats just what happened…oh well. im just saying that the whale is LITERALLY the thing responsible for killing that woman. get me guys? 🙂

  • FallenRawToast

    preach it!!!

    Damm Whale and Dolphin dropping the bomb on our Japanese friends….

  • Ari

    agreed, I’ve never understood that! I’m hoping they don’t kill it now and instead put it to sea…But still, I wonder how well it’d do back at sea since it’s been in captivity for so long… man humans are fucked up sometimes.

  • Phillip McCracken

    “Personally, I enjoyed the movie Precious.”

    oh dude so did i!!!

    funniest movie i saw in 2009!!!

    “hows am i suppose to fucking eat deese motherfuckin pigs feet without no collard greens? look how much fuckin hair be on deese pigs feet. you eat deese mtherfuckin pigs feet or im gonna beat that fat fuckin ass”

    i didnt laugh harder at any movie last year than i did precious.

    well, must say the incest scenes were funny at all, but take them out, Precious is one of the funniest movies ive EVER seen.

  • Phillip McCracken

    yo i seen that episode of the simpsons when lisa lets the king dolphin go… i know what will happen if these animals ever get back into the wild!!!!!

  • FallenRawToast

    They are keeping it, they already started the shows back up. Seaworld will never give him up since he has been their most succesful stud.

  • Ari

    they are continuing shows with it?!?!? What the fuck?

  • FallenRawToast

    No trainers are allowed in the pool with it though. Until their review is complete.

  • lazydayz

    lol, I almost died when she was running with the stolen fried chicken.

  • d55

    She has really nice skin or uses a really nice make-up brand or both. By the way, news were reporting that the life of the whale was “spared for the time being” Are you fucking kidding me? Instead of killing him, why not set him free? Poor thing has been leading a shitty life from the get-go. Too bad for the trainer, too but i read the whale had already killed 2 other trainers in the past so why they still worked with the very same whale is beyond me. I guess training a new whale is a lot more expensive and time consuming than what a human-life is worth. They must have said “we’ll take the risk”.

  • d55

    “This stumpy bitch loves to get slammed by the biggest boys to prove she’s a big girl.” haha nice analysis there.

  • AlinaMaria

    I agree, those animals should not be caged, it’s really cruel.

  • AlinaMaria

    I think she has lovely skin but she doesnt suit red lipstick, she looks like a child who got into her mum’s make up bag!

  • Voice of Reason

    I’m in Japanese prison Lord; Japanese balls got me down

  • Boz

    [A chicken coop. The Japanese converge on it and kill the chickens inside]

    The Japanese: Teikara chickens!
    Randy: Great job, son. Now the Japanese are normal, like us.

    I love this episode. the best of the season.

  • Voice of Reason

    haha yeah awsome ending!! Fuck you cow! 🙂

  • Phillip McCracken

    like i said… CLEARLY the funniest movie of 2009 SANS incest scenes…

    cmon, how fucking over the top can you get?

    not only is she fat and ugly, bitch is fucked by her FATHER… her kid has DOWNS SYNDROME… AND she has fucking AIDS?!!?

    talk about pouring it on…

    my god, how ANYONE watched that movie and took it seriously and not as a joke, ill never know.

    so like i said, sans incest scenes, Prescious is THE funniest movie of 09. hands down.

  • Phillip McCracken

    LOL FRT, no trailers were allow in the pool with it PREVIOUS to this incident!

  • FallenRawToast

    I should hope no TRAILERS were allowed in the pool…..

    😛

  • Phillip McCracken

    LMFAO… im dumb, my god thats too funny….ok im crying at my own typo.

  • FallenRawToast

    it was a brilliant typo, IMO.

  • Racer X

    She’s too fast for you.