BREAKING! Audrina Patridge Endorses Glaceau SmartWater!!!

damn those tits for making me the least bit interested!

lmfao please tell me what the fuck thats from!

her boobs are 100% AUGMENTED .

I am a big fan of this chick, but something's not right here. Her fake smile makes her entire mouth look terrible (big teeth and lips). The outfit doesn't work (are her pants too high?). And her boobs look way too big and set too wide on her chest. She looks good in the green bikini pictures above. What happened here?

You think breast implants don't sag? Most people need to get touch ups after 10 years or so due to the fact that they start to sag. Also:

http://img2.pict.com/e0/7e/e5/3207921/0/1762966124small.jpg

That's all the proof you need.

Ok, after countless bastardly posts, analyzing every one of them and carefully not bringing up old old ones just to mention how much i love her boobs, and how much i want to kick someone in the ass when they say those saggy thangathangs are fake, i mean cmon son, you either are ripe with hate, or dont understand the sheer physics of fake boobs vs real ones, though i dont have time as a Registered Breast Offender to EDUCATE you..........>.>

Anyway, after lots of study, i've come to the conclusion that Audrina gives so much head, and spends so much time on her knees looking up, that her eyes naturally gravitate upwards..yes no matter what's going on, a camera in her face is just about the same as a dick in her mouth. attention is what she's getting so naturally that's where she looks, UP, cause she's so used to it.

Just my hypothesis, but damn, i'd looove to be the dude she's lookin up at like that, mm mm mm!

Evil, that's too funny.

WTF is wrong with her eyes?

hate to say about a woman but she needs smaller boobs to fit her body type

You're *almost* looking straight, Audrina. Good effort. Here's a gold star sticker for you.

You're *almost* looking straight, Audrina. Good effort. Here's a gold star sticker for you.

Hahahah! WTF is that? Bitch deserved that kick in the ass!

It is my duty as her biggest fan on this site to stand up for Audrina. I grant you that she is in no danger of being invited to Celebrity Jeopardy. I will give you that she has chiclet teeth and cankles. I also know she has trouble with looking straight at the camera. I could also add that her toes look a bit "sausagey" at times. BUT regardless, she is the very definition of HOT!

yes, she has crazy cankles! lol it's not just you. her legs are terrible, especially in bikini when you can see how short they are in comparison to her torso.

I'd bust through her.

Shapeless legs... growing a gut, and some serious bucky-teef... pass

i hate fake boobies but she is a hottie

not the biggest fan of these pics. creepy face. and is it only me.. or are her legs not so good? kinda shapeless and stumpy with a hint on kank?... not so sure

I think she looks happy and cute.

You mean like this?

oh you said face, not ass..

oh well close.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/MundoLopez/akickinthecunt.gif

Her expression is so fucking annoying I want to have Bruce "Lee" Bowen to randomly appear and jump kick her in the face.

That's mad frustrating

yeah her body looks gross here.

Fucking disappearing/re-appearing boobs! what the shit?

Well Good Golly Miss Molly! She really is looking directly to the people! And that Revlon make-up is doing her wonders.

She's allright, ok face and ok body but she's not hot.

Mediocre and annoying.

I wanna add this

I never really thought once about Audrina but after seeing her so much on sites like this one and others like it

I'm starting to like her

still dunno who she is or how she sounds but I guess that's not really important.

muahahaha!! i love you:)

Mmm I guess we both have our urges

but can you until she takes me off to through your feces

I heard it's hard to get the stains out...

I have the sudden urge to throw my feces at her.

She's not bad...in my eyes she's very sexy..but she could use a tat more hips..cause she looks kinda plain on this photos...but overall I think she's a person that would be fun to be with...but I might be wrong..

I have a sudden urge to become a bra

this is the best i have seen her look in a while, she should have sunglasses on but otherwise not bad here

Is it just me or does her torso look really boxy here?