BREAKING!! Cheryl Cole Might Be Sampling South Indian Food!

Heh, look at that grin, she probably offered and the dude couldn't get it up. I hope that's the case for my (Freep's sake) I wouldn't wanna backdoor Cheryl after THAT GUY. I mean cmon now, that's just low...what's worse is that now our sweeeet love making would only turn to rough, violent, hate sex like "I, CANT, BELIEVE, YOU, LET, THAT, INDIAN, DUDE, HIT, POW POW POW POW!"

........Yes i hate onomatopoeia's during sex, dontcha judge me!

love her dimple.

she's pretty as usual.

every time she's in LA she has to where stupid huge sunglasses -__-

...oh who the hell am i kidding, i dont give a fuck what she has on. she's beautiful! love to see her smile.

i kinda love women that love women that i also love and love them in tight pants as much as i love them in tight pants...follow me?

i can look at it 2 ways.

1. My sweet Chezza is saving herself up for when she meets a real man that will treat her right (me) and when we have sex it will be so intense and unbelievably erotic that we will mentally go where no 2 humans have simultaneously gone before.

2. if that guy hit it then i can DEFINITELY hit it.

scratches to get away from this Bollywood wannabe

*purchases ticket to see that squeeze*

definitely me aswell

wow you really do hate her style huh lol. maybe you can be her stylist

nah she was just asking him for some computer help. since she's on the opposite coast we Skype and we were having issues

I vote a no clothing squeeze because her choice in outfits are frightening!

Yeah... that's the reason why...

She looks cheap because her style is terrible.She needs a stylist,she's pretty though.

I'm digging those shoes.

The pants are colossal fail...but it's a forgiveable offense.

i wonder if her pussy tastes like curry.

what a terrible terrible looking guy with a smokin hot girl

i'd tap it on her forehead. chic is so hawt. dood is so chalky. i've done worse tho.

And I highly doubt she is with that guy lol.

no complaints here, she looks beautiful like always

Oh yeah, and I still wanna reserve my ticket to see Ari squeezing on Cheryl!

That is an ugly ass outfit. But I'm of the belief that Cheryl would be a 10 if she were wearing nothing but a burlap sack and hadn't bathed for days. But that's just me...and maybe Freep.

Maybe he was teaching her how to make naan?

OMG..that would be beyond slumming...

Those brits do like their curries...

I don't know.

Maybe he has a 12 inch shlong and is just real cool about it.

Plus, look at his arms. They has the same powder on them that is all over her pants.

Coincidence?

Ms. Tweedy must have wanted some Hot Masala to light up that Geordie pussy of hers cos that Ashley has been digging out all those other white chicks and neglecting her :-P!!!

No, you see, if they got together, he'd be the one with the huge grin on his face.

I love Cheryl but she has the worst taste in clothes! Bright red pants, really? Really? At least they're super tight, that's the only good thing about them, I love women in tight pants.

Freep... it looks like you got some REAL sloppy seconds to deal with here : / sorry man.

Does she work at Subway? She just gave me a footlong.

too bad the glasses, the top, and the pants are awful (especially together).

She is lucky she is so effing cute! No one else could wear this atrocity and I still wanna squeeze 'em to death

She's cute. I like the shoes.

she needs a stylist.

indian dude like damn that was fucking awsome. thats probly the closes he will ever get that close to a woman like her hahaha!

now*

well... she's no Kate. no let the fighting begin! hahaha

Daaaaamn Freep, looks like that Indian dude just got done doing it with your girl!

those would be scratch marks courtesy of cheryl...

His arms are so ashy it looks like he's been punching bricks.