BREAKING!! Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr Departed LAX Together!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the longtime couple jetted away to an undisclosed exotic destination where Orlando Bloom will have his way with Miranda Kerr’s Ausie-flavored bod for an extended period of time. BAAASTAAARD!!

  • vanos28

    not my cup of tea, i dont even get it.. whats the big deal..?! but orlando.. yeah..

  • that-davo-bastard

    Team Miranda needs to use teamwork to rid the world of that dastardly elf. Go Team Miranda!

  • Casey Stoner46 MotoGP fan

    Wow, screw this motherfucker of orlando bloom, damn you fuckhead creep, this dude is fucking gross as hell.

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    Hahah I didn’t even notice Miranda behind him, 1st pic, she blends so well with the grayish background.lol.

  • Big Papi

    he’d be a nerdy geek without his acting fame…instead look who he’s banging.

    life’s a bitch

  • d55

    she’s got such ugly eyes

  • Wila

    I only find him attractive with long blonde hair and pointy ears..

  • Freep

    she is going to make for one adorable old lady