MoeJackson

this is how I feel about her…Tim Burton let this idiot child sing a song in his Alice movie….come next year Oscars if this little moron gets any award for that….I’m going over to Burtons house & hit him right in the mouth…HARD
damn Tim what were you thinkin….could of had anybody good sing & you picked her….guess she musta spent some time on her knees….can’t stand the fake punk princess!

She’s cute, but a little bratty for my tastes

and, its fucking AMAZING they will give ANYONE a fucking signature series guitar these days.

Taylor Swift has a “baby” Taylor signature series guitar, and IDC if it IS a fucking SQUIER, Avril Lavigne does NOT deserve her own fucking signature series guitar.

At least Taylor Swift tries to write her own songs, fucking Avril Lavigne doesnt, and cant even play the fucking guitar, why does this cunt have a signature series guitar?

fuck me.

When All the Corporate Executives got together and Dreamed up “Punk Rocker Chick” this is what they came up with

unimpressive pictures. could be any random girl on the corner.

Please stop with the “poser,” “she’s a wanna-be punk,” crap. For fuck’s sake, punk-rock sold out over 3 decades ago. It’s impossible to be a “poser” in a movement that hasn’t had a soul since Stiv Bators cut himself on stage at CB’s…

Having said that, I have a crisis of conscience with this chick. She is truly annoying and profoundly vapid (is that an oxymoron?). But I truly want to do the nastiest, dirtiest things to her- we’re talking making her crawl thru piles of garbage while I throw food at her naked ass kind of stuff. I can just picture the cakes of coal black make-up streaming down her face from the tears… sweat, hard-on inducing tears…

Fucking EXQUISITE!

It does seem like they’ll give a signature guitar line to pretty much anybody these days. I remember back when I worked at a Guitar Center about 10 years ago, and Fender came out with a model for Tom Delonge of Blink-182, and the big hype was how it had one pickup, a volume knob, and no tone controls. So lame. That’s when it dawned on me that they’d give any schmoe of the moment a guitar line, regardless of their actual musical relevance or talent. That said, If I were a rich guy, I’d lay down some big cash for the verrry nice but overpriced Steve Howe signature Gibson ES-175.

LOL it would be kinda awesome owning this posuer cunts pussy from behind while you were in front punching her in the face with a pair of brass knuckles LMAO.

u know tho, i just realized, my method of fucking her, she prolly wouldnt be left unsatisfied. id be banging this slut so hard and so deep and with so much disdain and dislike, i dont think shed be able to keep herself from having many many orgasms, which, well, kinda sucks, since i wouldnt want her to have any LOL.

I’m not a fan but I got nothing against Avril.

You & I need to have a nice…long…talk.

Gilman’s in Berkeley, I said SF. ’98 was 12 years ago, things have changed, they is a lot of good music going on in SF and Oakland again, real punk and otherwise.

Hmmm, i’ve ALWAYS loved Avril, for one, pale chicks are my black man’s kryptonite, without a doubt, which goes double for Avril since i have a biiiiiiiig thing for Canadian chicks. It’s just something about any chick outside of the U.S. in particular that lends itself to them not acting like a snotty little virgin, knowing how to have a good time, not having big time inhibitions, but having a respectable sexual appetite that allows you more leeway to get away with stuff, especially if you’re a handsy mofo like me.

Quiet as kept though, underneathe all that baggy, annoying set of clothes that’re undoubtedly more punk rock than she’ll ever be. She’s got some nice tits, and a REALLY nice ass. Me and Av will always have beef though for marrying that bastard from The Sums, and never showin her hot bod off, what’re we 9 years in the game now? I can’t remember what year, or where the hell i was when Sk8ter Boi came out, but it was a loooong ass time ago, and i STILL havent seen squat from this bitch.

The LAST thing i want to see is her tired, cliche’ punk rock ass, STILL pretending to be punk rock, when it’s ALREADY been proven that her punk rock roots are only skin deep. She’s just your average bratty little girly girl, who manages to stay relevant, SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY. At some point, ya gotta cut your losses and show some skin, that’s not every celebrity chick, but in her case, cut the shit and show me some tits!

You gotta rock it for the rhymes at least 😛 Shout out to my haters lol.

this should be Avril’s Swan Song, but you know, NOT Ironic… she should do this 100% serious.

You’re missing the point; I never said there wasn’t good music out there… but calling it punk ain’t gonna make punk not dead.

i liked her music when she first came out and i guess that “girlfriend” song was a huge hit but maybe she should get back to making music.

i hate those fucking horn hoddies with a passion.

And Mike Ness.

And the boys in Bad Religion.

And Joan Jett.

*coughs*

Yeah.

hoodies are bad enough, but with the horns, yes, they are just ultra stupid.