BREAKING!! Megan Fox Needs A Hug As She Exits L.A. Mini Mart!

Can anyone spare a hug? Megan Fox looks like her dog just got run over by a semi…or maybe she broke up with Brian Austin Green?

For all you Megan Fox fans, rest assured b/c we’ll be seeing a lot of her in the coming weeks as she’ll do a massive media blitz to promote her upcoming blockbusters. First is a western horror “Jonah Hex,” which is based on the DC Comics character of the same name. Along with Megan, the cast includes Josh Brolin as the title character, Jonah Hex, and also stars John Malkovich, and Michael Fassbender. The film releases on June 18th. Here’s more info:

The U.S. military makes a scarred bounty hunter with warrants on his own head an offer he cannot refuse: in exchange for his freedom, he must stop a terrorist who is ready to unleash Hell on Earth. He is hired to track down Quentin Turnbull, with whom he shares a troubled past. Early rumors emerged about a zombie army or Quentin trying to rewin the war, but these were dismissed when producers said “Quentin is more of a terrorist upset about the outcome of the war not someone trying to fight and rewin it.” [Source]

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d55
d55

And also look at the names these celebs give their children...names like "apple" "blanket" "honor" "suri" "shiloh" "pax"...not jessica, adriana, liv, etc. Why do they go out of their way to come up with these names? Because they think they are different from us; they think they are better and above us; they think they are special and so are their kids so they think their kids are entitled to special names instead of being one of the millions of other Jessica's or Adriana's.

Afrokid
Afrokid

Love this sexy mothafucka. Her lips is lookin good as hell, needa slide my meat in. Not feelin the sweats and baggies. But i mean, if she was my chick, she'd be naked at home all the time, so what she wears anywhere else wouldn't even concern me in the slightest.

For the record though. I think The Devil is right. Nobody on this board is hawked more than celebrity. I would imagine if i was the sexiest mothafucka in the world....Hate on my magazine spreads and my exploitation of you and myself all you want. But i wouldn't want everyone followin my every move. Though I WOULD *not cause i'd be famous* feel obligated to always look top notch though.

so in that way, i don't get Brad's shaggy beard, or Megan Fox's baggy ass clothes.

Boz
Boz

pretty.

d55
d55

and i think the reason why they dress like hobos is because these people became so famous and so worshipped that they have truly begun thinking they are above us so they behave accordingly. It's as if they are from some other planet that they have the need to be different from us, having as little in common as they possibly can....."normal people dress, shave, well, i am different from them...i'm not part of them. I'm above them so i won't do it" type of mentality. Notice how the names you listed are all A-list celebs, known for their stuck up and diva personality. I also think that is why the "scientology" is so popular among celebs and rich people. They just don't want to be a christian like the majority. "a special religion for special people like me" is how they see it since regular people can't be scientologist because it's so expensive.

d55
d55

Yeah, i don't think that's the case. I really don't think their characters are as deep as you made it out to be that they are bothered with their sex object status and want to be respected. If that was the case, they wouldn't have posed in magazines the way they did...if megan fox wants to be taken seriously or respected, she shouldn't be posing, spreading her legs open and such or brad pitt wouldn't have slept with so many female directors, writers, etc to get where he's today.

The Devil
The Devil

AWWW man c'mon.

Think about it.

Every day we see these rich, famous, hot celebrities looking way worst than we do. I mean, I never walk outside(other than to reach in front of my house to get the mail or something) without washing my ass, putting on clean clothes, and brushing my teeth, combing my hair, etc. . . Yet, these millionaires like Alba and Fox and Brad Pitt walk outside looking like a tornado hit em all the time. I mean, Brad Pitt hasn't shaved in like 2 years. I haven't gone 2 days without shaving since I started shaving in like the 10th grade.

I'm tellin' you man. It's a fuck you to the fans and media.

Darragh Killian
Darragh Killian

She looks to be quite ill.

No wonder she looks all glossy in magazines and whatnot, no wonder at all.

Choose better outfits, Megan, after all you are a celebrity.

I've heard and read that famous women don't go on rag, lol. They stick out from the norm, obviously.

Andromeda18_
Andromeda18_

Yet another thing she didn't have to change. Her original nose was perfectly fine, this one looks like a ski ramp. Still, I think she's very beautiful, even after unnecessary cosmetic procedures. She must really have confidence issues though.

Leni
Leni

+1, there's nothing wrong with her natural lips

Andromeda18_
Andromeda18_

She's a very beautiful woman, I just wish she'd stop doing that to her lips. It's not like she needs it.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

*bangs two rocks together*

YOU HURT THINKY MUSCLE. THINKY MUSCLE IN PAIN. ME CLUB TIGER AND MAKE INTO DRESS. RAWR.

asgopt
asgopt

She's still hot, even in period clothes. She could be wearing a trashbag and still exude sexiness.

Leni
Leni

I hate her nose. I think she's overrated.

McPerv
McPerv

How is this a bad day? She looks great here in rags w/o makeup.

J-Sin
J-Sin

That might be a lil too deep and insightful for thi site, Devil.

Rita
Rita

She actually looks white here... it's amazing what all that spray paint and make up does for her

svetlana
svetlana

pretty skin! and she must be down-to-earth wearing that haha

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

She is still gorgeous but she looks bloated here. Maybe she is hungover or something.

The Devil
The Devil

My theory is that often times attractive actors/actresses(Brad Pitt, Megan Fox, etc.) in Hollywood, subconsciously dress down, almost to the point of looking homeless, as a passive aggressive gesture against the superficiality of fame.

Essentially, they wish they were taken more seriously and think that dressing down will alienate the people who just view them as sex objects. It's really a fuck you to the business that they think uses them.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

YES.

KAREN GILLAN, PLZ.

I'll be a good girl.

Honest.

Please...can I have some of my Scottish ginger girlcrush?

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

NO, how about someone new to the site, like Karen Gillian or Bridget Regan.

I appreciate what Moe and Jackson do, but they arent as good as they once were at "discovering" new people for us, like they once were.

RoastedNuts
RoastedNuts

I would hug the poop out of that nasty girl.

JulieQ
JulieQ

the lip thing is extreeemely disappointing.

d55
d55

so she can stop being so stuck up AND UNGRATEFUL. (remember how she talked shit about transformers...the very movie who took her from a nobody to who she's today).

lazydayz
lazydayz

Would you rather have some Gaga or some Shauna Sand? How bout some Kim K?

hula
hula

dont hate, no denying she's gorgeous okk

hula
hula

haha yeah she looks like a laid off old navy employee on a daily basis

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Some girls can look beautiful when sad. She however doesn't, but I'm still glad that she is miserable.

d55
d55

She could drop dead for all i care. This bitch needs some misery in her life so she can stop being so stuck up, and she must have gotten her upper lip recently injected.

skilligan
skilligan

i still find her unreal, she is allowed to have a bad day

The Headliner
The Headliner

*patiently waits upcoming media blitz*

I miss the Fox

Topkap?Saray?12
Topkap?Saray?12

And did she get lip injections?her lips looks bigger.

BryanZee
BryanZee

its called "hot regardless clothing"

Topkap?Saray?12
Topkap?Saray?12

WTH is she wearing??

My Turkish grandma has better style than her.