Caption This! (Justin Bieber Dangles Himself Off Hotel Balcony Edition!)

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Here’s a note from the papz:

ustin Bieber arrives in Paris with heavy security around him as a slew of eager fans greet him at the airport and the Hotel Renaissance at the Arc de Triomphe. Once at the hotel Bieber emerges on the balcony of his room to wave down at fans. [Bauer-Griffin]

We were just a light push away from putting an end to the whole “Justin Bieber Mania”…Oh well.

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d55
d55

he's 16?! WTF?! I thought he was like 11

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

take that yankee cap off you faggot. pissing me off.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

haha I take it that guy is some awful singer? Sure, it's up to you how you go about it.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Oh, so I can make him listen to John Tesh's entire discography? Awesome.

Razer Rick
Razer Rick

This dude is gay. I mean come on, you can't just look like that and not be. He probably was banging dudes at age 8 or some shit...nasty lil

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

The instant he turns 18 I will let you legally kill him. That's right LEGALLY kill him.

I think that woman dragging him away from the balcony should just learn to let go.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I'll do my best to tap him as gently as possible with the sledgehammer.

lazydayz
lazydayz

I actually haven't seen Mundo in a while... but yeah he could have a field day with that. As could MJ with Justin.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Hot as hell? His balls haven't even dropped yet.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

No, they never looked like they were pre-pubescent.

Sasss
Sasss

Please please make him jump off that balcony!

salma
salma

he's a child! a child can be cute but not hot! ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

miley virus
miley virus

celeb jihad has the funniest articles on this guy

salma
salma

why is this kid famous?

J-Sin
J-Sin

Pretty sure N'Synch was scrawny too. :P

MomsenMania
MomsenMania

Justin is awesome. He's great with his fans and is a good role model. It doesn't hurt that he is hot as hell. Glad to see him finally get his own photoset here. Just bought his album this morning.

Freep
Freep

if Mundo doesnt photoshop MJ into this pic the world will come to an end

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

But remember, only a gentle tap. He is just a child. Will somebody please think of the children!

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Do you think he shagged Usher, Ludacris and whoever else he's worked with, or vice versa. I mean that's how it usually works right?

Bowser
Bowser

Backpacks are awesome!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

With an electric cattle prod.

Hanson McCock
Hanson McCock

...on the shoulder and scare it so it falls off the balcony.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Seeing the front pic for this entry, i had a flash back to MJ dangling his baby over the edge of some other hotels balcony.

Proof that MJ is alive?

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

This kid and his teeny bopper fans makes my blood boil. His music sounds like everything else out there, he looks like he's fucking 12 years old, not 16, which is gross, and he has all of these pathetic girls screaming after him like he's The Beatles or something. Kids these days SUCK. When I was a tween, I never found scrawny looking little boys hot, I always liked older guys.

I wish he'd fall off that balcony.