• Caitie Harmful

    *sacrifices a virgin to Chezza*

    Oh, mighty Chezza, we offer up this virgin in the hopes that you may protect us from invading forces…

  • Hanson McCock

    DAMMIT MOE! I just had a cold shower.
    Wow, I’d bang her so hard she’d shift time zones!

  • ladylazarus

    she’s nice looking but i don’t understand the fascination.

  • Voice of Reason

    Strong statement to live up to Hanson!

  • Caitie Harmful

    Many moons ago, when the Earth was still young…a foul serpent slithered up from the bowels of Hell. It ravaged the land, raping and pillaging and taking whatever it felt like. With 90% of the world’s crops destroyed and millions of people lying dead or injured, something had to be done. A cabal of powerful wizards converged on sacred pagan grounds and pour all of their power into a single being. A being that could singlehandedly destroy the serpent and bring merriment and light back to the world.

    That being was the woman we know as Cheryl Cole, or as the ancient peoples called her, Chezza. Chezza and the serpent fought viciously for many centuries across time and space. Chezza did defeat the serpent and donned its hide as a trophy. Peace was restored to the land…and Chezza took a mortal form and mortal name. She made her to England and did settle down in a town called Newcastle. She then formed a girl group called Girls Aloud and continues to live her life as a beautiful mortal. But, should evil arise, Cheryl Cole will shed her mortal form and become…Chezza.

  • Hanson McCock

    I would live up to it if I ever got the chance (assuming Freep allows)…
    But the aftermath should look something like this:

  • Glimmer

    pic mania for the win.beyond thanks hanson ! 🙂

  • Hanson McCock

    You’re very welcome buddy.
    Have a great weekend Glimmer, along with everyone else.

  • Freep

    no…simply no

  • Freep

    *daps Moe up*

    can anyone really be surprised that this goddess of a woman has been voted sexiest woman alive for the 2nd year running?

  • Voice of Reason

    I can vouch for this. I was there. I’m not certain but this could have been the serpant:
    http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album165/phoebe-price-04181001.jpg

  • Caitie Harmful

    Nah, the serpent was not a false ginger…the serpent was something known as a Victoria Beckham….P’Osh Sp’Ice in the old tongue.

  • BryanZee

    yeah ashley cole is both the luckiest n dumbest motherfucker on this planet.

  • Voice of Reason

    I see. I was so young back then and Chezza was just overpowering. Apparently Posh’s latest line has been successful. There, some rare fashion news from me.

  • Bubba McFadden

    By who?

  • Freep
  • Bubba McFadden

    For Him Magazine - they don’t even publish that mag in the states anymore. It must be the British edition. Congrats to her.

  • FallenRawToast

    Thats cause the American version sucks compared to the UK version, they are allowed to get away with a bit more than us, because of our puritanical conventions.

  • FallenRawToast

    Good find Freep.

  • svetlana

    oh, so pretty. and I think what makes her extra special is that she just looks so sweet-the velvety brown eyes, the dimples… and then combined with a body built for sin (haha, I’ve always wanted to say that)-amazing.

  • svetlana

    why do people call her Chezza? what does it mean???? I must know!

  • The Headliner

    The cover combined with her is great art
    I like when women remind me that they are like art to look at

  • Bubba McFadden

    Cheryl is a big deal in Britian, but I just don’t see it.

  • Freep

    dont think there’s any real reason behind it…just a nickname

  • Freep

    i assume that you use a braille keyboard…

  • Voice of Reason

    Have you heard about Braille porn?

  • Voice of Reason

    Chezza is Latin for “prettyyyy prettyyyy prettyyyy pretty good”

  • Bubba McFadden

    Cheryl wouldn’t even make it out of the european bracket against this woman…..

    Marion Cotillard Pictures, Images and Photos

  • Voice of Reason

    And who may this be?

  • Bubba McFadden

    The sexiest woman alive - Marion Cotillard.

  • RDouble365

    Very hot. Very hot indeed. But not ‘sexiest woman in the world’ hot!!! FHM viewers, SORT IT OUT!!! LOL!!!

  • RoastedNuts

    Cheryl looks so good, as usual.

  • skilligan

    she is always so pretty, a great uk export

  • FallenRawToast

    NO…
    .
    …..but I have heard of p0rn for the blind;

    http://pornfortheblind.org/

  • lazydayz

    Sorry Freep, but I gotta say it…

    Marion > Cheryl.

  • Voice of Reason

    Brilliant!
    I will “research” these.

  • Bubba McFadden

    no need to apologize, when you speak the truth…

  • General Delacroix

    Ashley Cole is an idiot. He’s certainly the biggest PremierLeague pervert along with Jermain Defoe.

  • dillan

    in that first picture she looks like rachel mcadams

  • Freep

    “Cheryl wouldn’t even make it out of the european bracket against this woman…..”

    umm she already did and won. i love Marion too but Cheryl > the world

  • Freep

    how insulting

  • Freep

    export? dude i wish. but she’ll be over here doing XFactor soon enough

  • Freep

    if i ever met Cheryl

  • Glimmer

    good choice freep ! 🙂

    and while you’re fainting i take your wallet. even better… 🙂

  • Glimmer

    bubba, keep making marion refs on the front page and posts about her will be pretty much be ‘dedicated’ to you. hey it worked for freep and cheryl. go bubba…

  • Glimmer

    freep, i think the marion nation’s gonna get bigger when the film inception hits…

  • Bowser

    I wanna get five million in cash and a cold case of beer, find Mila Kunis and Cheryl Cole, get them naked on a bed with the cash, open one of my beers, sit back and say ‘earn that money ladies…’

  • Freep

    ENOUGH!

    Cheryl >

  • Glimmer

    and this time it’s personal…

    bowser’s offer

  • Glimmer

    sorry, is that a tat i see ??? well you know that according to the official moej rules any female with a tat get dropped 20 points in both the ‘hot’ status and worth as a human being…

    happens all the time…

  • Glimmer

    nice link fallen. 🙂

  • Glimmer

    freep, marion wins points for doing nude scenes. don’t think cheryl has done that.that’s good for alot of points right ???? 😉

  • Freep

    exception to the rule

  • Freep

    not enough points

  • Glimmer

    stupid site ‘rule’.

  • Voice of Reason

    haha ^^ Larry David is my hero.
    I believe he faked to faint in this, you would faint for real.

  • Voice of Reason

    and I’ll take his credit!

  • lazydayz

    L.D. is god.

  • Glimmer

    maybe he fainted for real when worked with evan rachel wood in the film whatever works. 😉

  • Glimmer

    lazydayz

    L.D. is god.

    damn that’s some ego.taking about yourself like that. 😉

  • Voice of Reason

    Hmm I’ll have to check that out.

  • Glimmer

    gimme more hate for the tat remark. it’s not like i haven’t seen similar remarks/comments on this site 27,000 times. go…i hope i can set a hate remark record.

  • Voice of Reason

    haha nice.
    I’ll tell you this much: if lazydayz is half the god L.D. is, he’ll go further than Scientology.

  • Freep

    sorry but i can only click it once 😉

  • Freep

  • Glimmer

    yeah i really liked that movie. but because the age difference thing.(evan and larry) guess that will get used to prove i’m a pervert. 😉

    anyway this site is all the pictures man.. so these are some of evan has melody in whatever works.

  • Freep

    damn. tried to embed the behind the scenes but heres the link to it.
    http://www.harpersbazaar.co.uk/Fashion/Cheryl-Cole-Harpers-Bazaar-June-Issue/video

  • Glimmer

    you better hope i don’t tell cheryl about the real you… 😉

  • Freep

    ^sooo fucking hot!

  • Glimmer

    not your fault. embedding a video has never worked on the user end of things. only moe or jackson can pull that off. we’re blocked for doing so. starts crying….

  • Glimmer

    even cooler that comment was your 666th dig.wow…

  • Voice of Reason

    Can’t help but admire the man.
    I feel a Curb marathon is needed:

  • Voice of Reason

    SPOOKY!

  • Glimmer

    smoking…

  • Bowser

    I have to challenge you man. I know how in love you are with her but my love for Mila is just as grand!

    http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/mila-kunis-video

    That’s my counter

  • Glimmer

    scarier than Scientology even…

    voice’s 666

  • Boz

    I love this post!

  • Voice of Reason

    Hell Yeah! Don’t get me wrong I think Cheryl is amazing, but I’d choose Mila every single time.
    I however welcome any videos of those wanting to challenge Cheryl and Mila 😛

  • Glimmer

    bowser, i guess the book of eli would have been different if you were the good guy that was ‘offered’ a chance to have sex with mila’s character. ha ha. 😉

  • lazydayz

    haha I knew you’d catch that Glim. I am one egotistical son of a bitch, but we should all aspire to be a little more like Larry.

  • Bowser

    Oh no question. Our national security would be at stake if I ever got in a bed with that woman.

  • Freep

    i love mila too but thats like a mini movie. not a fair comparison.

  • Glimmer

    damn it bowser, as double spy you’re supposed to sleep with them.not tell our secrets. ha ha…

    but we know you long enough to understand.so you’re still cool with me. 🙂

  • Topkap?Saray?12

    FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!
    Im french and i don’t find marion attractive.Cheryl is way hotter.

  • Bowser

    Yeah that’s true. Lets just agree that those two women are unbelievably perfect.

  • Glimmer

    nope,Freep i thought this was not fair…

    Lily Allen
    Not Fair

    lyrics

    Oh, he treats me with respect,
    He says he loves me all the time,
    He calls me 15 times a day,
    He likes to make sure that im fine,
    You know I’ve never met a man,
    Whose made me feel quite so secure,
    He’s not like all them other boys,
    They’re all so dumb and immature.

    There’s just one thing,
    That’s getting in the way,
    When we go up to bed your just no good,
    its such a shame!
    I look into your eyes,
    I want to get to know you,
    And then you make this noise,
    and its apparently its all over

    Its not fair,
    And i think your really mean,
    I think your really mean,
    I think your really mean.

    Oh your supposed to care,
    But you never make me scream,
    You never make me scream,

    Oh it’s not fair,
    And it’s really not ok,
    It’s really not ok,
    It’s really not ok,

    Oh your supposed to care,
    But all you do is take,
    Yeah, all you do is take.

    I lay here in this wet patch
    in the middle of the bed,
    im feeling pretty damn hard done by
    i spent ages giving head.

    Then i remember all the nice things
    that you’ve ever said to me,
    maybe im just over reacting
    maybe your the one for me.

    There’s just one thing,
    That’s getting in the way,
    When we go up to bed your just no good,
    its such a shame!
    I look into your eyes,
    I want to get to know you,
    And then you make this noise,
    and its apparently its all over

    Its not fair,
    And i think your really mean,
    I think your really mean,
    I think your really mean.

    Oh your supposed to care,
    But you never make me scream,
    You never make me scream,

    Oh it’s not fair,
    And it’s really not ok,
    It’s really not ok,
    It’s really not ok,

    Oh your supposed to care,
    But all you do is take,
    Yeah, all you do is take.

    😉

  • Glimmer

    we’re the perfect team ! 🙂

  • Freep

    Topkap?Saray?12, when i open my law firm you will be my partner 🙂

  • Freep

    agreed good sir, agreed.

  • Glimmer

    and she’ll be the first partner at the firm you’ll have sex with… 😉

  • zahara

    her dress looks like very comfy casual wear :]

  • Boz

    TRUE!

  • Boz

    She’s super hot!
    I love this post!

  • Caitie Harmful

    *stabs Glim in the thigh*

    RAWR

  • Glimmer

    damn caitie. i say that was more that a stab…

  • Glimmer

    freep, you and cheryl have to lay off the sex a bit. it’s really getting unhealthy for both of you. 😉

  • Caitie Harmful

    FURRIES = AUTOMATIC FAIL.

  • Caitie Harmful

    I didn’t break the skin…

  • AlinaMaria

    +1

  • Ari

    too far

  • Freep

    lol that winky face changes everything. like instead of a nice relationship together i would instead use a position of power to lure a female in the work place which i would never do…

    😉 <--point proven

  • Freep

    why?

  • Caitie Harmful

    That winky face makes me want to punch babies.

  • Freep

    babies that make winky faces make me want to train other babies to punch them in the face

  • Caitie Harmful

    Babies can’t help it. Adults can.

  • Glimmer

    guess that post didn’t go over to well….

  • Glimmer

    at least this didn’t happen to ashley…

  • Hanson McCock

    I joined The Bastardly exactly 365 days and 30 minutes ago. I’m officially a Bastardly sophomore. I’d like to thank Moe & Jackson (mostly Moe lol), the haters, and all of my beautiful fellow bastards who keep me entertained during the horrid days of the school year. Wow, this pretty much sums up my Saturday night.

  • Freep

    i’ll be in the UK soon enough

  • Caitie Harmful

    *hands him a cigarette*

    Here. Come smoke under the bleachers with me…

  • Glimmer

    you’ve made it alot better here hanson. hope you’ll continue to hand around this crazy town…

    hey hanson

  • Afrokid

    First, EWWW WTF IS THE RED SHIT IN THE MIDDLLLE!?

    Second, God Damn Cherly Cole is hot as FUCK!

    That is all.

  • Glimmer

    Afrokid

    First, EWWW WTF IS THE RED SHIT IN THE MIDDLLLE!?

    good question, but that’s better than if i used this.

  • Boz

    holy shit…

  • Bubba McFadden

    I’m American, so I guess a woman with a french accent doesn’t have the same appeal to you as it does to me. ya can’t beat the sexual tension bewteen an american man and a french woman.

  • lazydayz

    Glim, do you make those yourself? Holy shit is right.

  • Caitie Harmful

    Glim’s got a whole folder full of these.

  • Voice of Reason

    Waw! lol This is quite graphic!

  • Boz

    and that red shit in the middle is very unnecessary.

  • Voice of Reason

    You’re a better man than I, and I’m a national treasure. Just think, that’s one year done for school 🙂 I’m gonna get drunk cos it’s a bank holiday here in Britain…Sunday drinking ftw! I’ll raise a toast for you.

  • Glimmer

    opps i’ve been busted by caitie.

    l.d.,if i was only good enough to make these.ha…

  • Glimmer

    see you can have your cake and eat it too…

  • Freep

    traitor

  • AlinaMaria

    I love Cheryl but Marion is my woman.

  • Freep

    it’s all i do. when cheryl hits the internet im on it!