Paris Hilton @ Gilbert Chagoury ‘Chagoury Couture’ Launch

I thought nobody gives any shit about her anymore.

useless

She's a terrible person.

However, I think that the fact that she is a terrible person makes people overreact to her here.

She's just a little above average, but not gross, like an Olsen Twin, and not hot like say. . . Doutzen

7.8/10

FTW!!

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)

A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)

Well she came down to earth and she lit in a tree

I said Miss Purple People Eater, don't eat me

I heard her say in a voice so gruff

I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater

One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)

I said Miss Purple People Eater, what's your line

He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine

But that's not the reason that I came to land

I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater

Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater

(We wear short shorts!)

Friendly little people eater

What a sight to see

And then she swung from the tree and she lit on the ground

He started to rock, really rockin' around

It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune

Sing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater

Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater

(I like short shorts!)

Flyin' little people eater

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oh no... not Puck.. that bitch!

feed her to some pitbulls that have already been condemned to death

Aside from her scrawny shoulders she has a great figure. On the other hand her face is rather asymmetrical and her eyes look dead.

You cannot kill that which is not of this Earth.

Not dead yet?

her orange spray tan line is showing

Nah. Even those don't fit her.

She probably needs to shop at a drag queen store.

"Paris Hilton looks like she's over Ultra-Cool Doug Reinhardt as now she's being linked to Glee star, Mark Salling (he plays Puck)"

so paris gets another media profile guy in less than two weeks ????

hollywood's pretty speedy.

The Hilton family needs to take a page from Warren Buffett family. If you're going to be rich, at least be classy about it and do something worthwhile with your money so that we don't have Kim Kardashians and Paris Hiltons corrupting Hollywood and consequently teenage girls everywhere. Warren Buffett is the quintessential rich man in my opinion.

That *is* covered up for her feet. Just be glad that designers are nice enough to make her shoes in men's sizes.

I know what you're thinking, but I'd still rather shoot straight bleach in her eye.

Usually there's a bleachy substance making her eye like that.

who needs this ugly, dumb big foot-whore?

So fucking ugly, gross from head to toe

That's what we like to call "wonky".

Ew, I can't believe guys actually want to date her. Her feet are so gross, amongst other things, she should cover them up at all times.

her right eye have problem!!!!!she can't open it as good as left