Last Sunday Noemie Lenoir was found drugged-up in a park on the outskirts of Paris. Luckily a man walking his dog found her & called the ambulance. At that point, Noemie was rushed to hospital where large quantities of drugs and alcohol were found in her system.
It turns out Noemie’s problems are two fold:
1. She recently lost major contracts with L’Oreal & Marks & Spencer
2. She’s as lucky (total understatement) as you can possibly get with men (one dude (Claude Makelele), her on/off “ex”/baby-daddy is a porn freak who has a countless pornos that he insists on watch all the time & not to mention, cheated on Noemie whenever he got the chance; and another dude (Carl Hirschmann), who’s Noemie most recent man-toy, a multi-millionaire sex addict who has a penchant for vodka-induced, drunken orgies with really young models).
Now, you’re probably thinking like most sane people, “What the fuck?” How can such a hot piece of ass want to get with such crazy dudes? I guess some chicks like to live on the edge, but judging by the dudes she ends up with, I have to assume Noemie is a sex freak herself (which isn’t a bad thing, of course).
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Well then you should give your degree back because the statistics will tell you that Depression is a disease that has a higher mortality rate than Cancer.
@D55
"these bitches do not know how blessed they are...."
Agree, 100%.
*Snort* laughing. @ Catie.
Hey, you missed the orphan roast at my house last night. We had orphans, kittens, puppies and then we smoked crack out of hollowed out infants and laughed at the poor while wiping our asses with $100 bills.
You ever smoke crack out of a hollowed out infant? It makes it sooooo much smoother!
Anyway, you definitely need to come over next weekend. We're going to beat the shit out of homeless people with Louis Vuitton baseball bats. And after that, we might cut off all the power to a hospital and then pray to a giant statue of Sarah Palin.
what the fuck!?
God, I feel so sorry to her..
plus Claude Makalele is a douchebag.
that fat girl is holding onto her like she's a burger hajahjaga
oh and you do? I got a BA in psychology. I am sure i know more than you do. That is not the point at all.
Bad? I am extremely nice unless annoyed/pushed. Why am i a bad person? Because i don't feel sympathy for people like her? I don't feel sorry because these bitches do not know how blessed they are....they have money, fame and every advantage that comes with them yet they take everything they have for granted and when something goes wrong, they attempt suicide and shit...when they can afford the best psychiatrists, psychologists, therapists, etc. before they can even get to that boiling point.
Literally, everyday, there are millions of people, innocent children who are dying of hunger, of sickness, of things they have no control over or born into yet this bitch attemps suicide (probably not even a genuine one) and i am supposed to feel bad? If my not feeling bad makes me a bad person for her, yes, i am definitely bad.
Y'all don't know anything about mental illness. That is what makes people kill themselves.
Are you always a bad person?
I agree
A beautiful crack whore. Move along.
Awesome! Make sure to read The Fountainhead and you'll be even happier.
Awww, she's so pretty and seems so sweet!
this is sooo so so sad, well thats why i decided to study and become an architect so i can be strong and trust myself. beauty just by itself is nothing!
Noemie is the Best Looking Black Girl on the PLANET ..... on the Freaking PLANET, Why Baby Why, I'll take care of you, We can make our own Porno's together
Awesome.
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Sad.She's one of my favorite models.
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Oui elle est magnifique.
Sad, depression can strike anyone.
I know, I know...
Well, they can go hand in hand. She's crying for attention because she feels she needs help. There's Lady Gaga attention seeking and there's this.
that's really sad, she is a mother so she would abandon the kid, can't have too much sympathy though
Yeeeah.
This is a cry for help...or attention.
This is what we refer to as an "attention seeking" suicide attempt.
Drugs, the safest route to go to ensure survival of said attempt.
Doing it in a public place so she'd be found.
If she really wanted to die she'd have done it at home with a shotgun, noose, or razor blade.
This isn't saying she doesn't need help.
exactly.
damn she's fine but she's one of those women that would let their man turn them into a prostitute. i need my woman to be strong minded and have a personality not be some weak, obedient figure that thinks "let me kill myself" when shit gets tough.
i dont give a fuck. I dont feel sorry for weak people...especially if they are rich...it's like comfort is bothering them.
Elle est vraiment éblouissante.
I wonder what kinds of drugs she was on.
chicks dig the bad boys. on your knees bitch. there, did that make you feel better?