Caption This! (Miley Cyrus Opens Wide Edition!!!)

Page 3 is my heaven.

Page 3 is my heaven.

dude. he is the fucking MAN....

precious

casey makes me laugh so fucking hard i swear

LOL tonight it is... plus all that hennessey ill be drinking will...

this site is ruining your life... ;)

i couldnt even tell you how the fuck i know that dude... LOL prolly cause of this site...

yep LOL...

http://www.moejackson.com/2008-mandy-jiroux-miley-cyrus-16th-birthday-celebration-1008

and looking at THOSE pics... i prolly wouldnt. the pics i have seen of her when shes not smiling she looks good.

and here i was thinking mandy jiroux was some sort of euphemism for vagina/ and turns out mandy's a friend or whatever of miley's. am i the only on the site has no clue who these celebs are *until* they get a ref on this site ???

OH but i WILL admit to this... horrible attitude or not, i would put my penis in mandy jiroux

Miley Cyrus Opens Wide Edition!!!

ok, so they already have a title for the sex tape...

ok seriously. shes trying way to hard to be something she cannot be. in ANYWAY. literally there is NO WAY she is EVER gonna be what she is trying so hard to be.

miley will dissapear. soon enough shell no longer be "Jailbait" which means the pedo's wont care anymore... 6 or 8 months AFTER she turns 18 the whjole"young pussy" draw will wear off. the snickers career choices snickers shes making, added to the fact she IS compltely unattractive, is gonna alienate her fan base, which means, by the time shes 19 or 20 shell go away and 15 years from now well get a whatever happened to...

CLEARLY her parents do... hasnt she lived with 2 guys ALREADY... BOTH LEGAL... while she was ILLEGAL?

"i remember when teenage hotties were worth going to jail for... :P"

EMMMMMAAAA WAAATTTSSSONNN!!!! lol

FUCK YEAH DUDE. what the fuck is with those people doing that? id really love to hear the explination as to why they do in fact do that.

no fucking shit. bunker busters for every fucking male dorm at that fucking college.

who am i kidding... its prolly 12 inbred dudes in a fucking trailer learning 3+3=7 to get a dokkerate

added...

http://img2.pict.com/51/1c/f6/2474304/0/trailerpark.jpg

I met her in person and she is very nice and down to earth. I think people are too harsh, they don't realize that she is still a young girl who makes mistakes like all teenagers do and that most of what she does is an act that she can't do much about.

lol. i will love britney forever and always. she helped me speak english so in some ways, i will always root for her : D

Really????

Which college????

Burn down that college.

I would say you called it.

I loved Britney

I love Britney

I dunno if people still like her..

back to the trailer park

at least britney was really hot back then. miley just looks like your neighbourhood gremlin after stealing some of your lingerie, wig and makeup.

reminder of what britney looks like in her early days. about the same age as miley. its like night and day.

...and not too long ago she gave annie leibovitz shit for showing her back.

First of all, its YOU'RE not YOUR or UR. Secondly, "no one wants to have sex with that unless its her dad"? Credibility = gone. Pls go.

as always sex sells xD

haha, nice one... it was a joke... i seriously don't advocate statutory rape, but based on her attire, i think miley or her dad does...

Ninja, I don't care how cute is a teenage is not worth going to jail for.

Remember that she could be the cutest thing but in jail so are you :P

"the music is for my 10 year old female fan-base, the sweaty camel toe is for my 20-something fan-base."

ugliest jail bait ever, i remember when teenage hotties were worth going to jail for... :P

I'm sorry but when something looks so accessible it becomes less attractive... at least in my book...

I mean leave something for the imagination to get turned on by... There is a difference between a flirt and harlot

i like cocktail sausages

miley's tour credits:

- production: huh

- makeup : all by myself

- choreography: me & daddy

- costume design: me, daddy, & shauna sand

Hey Miley, I don't want to see your nasty cocktail sausage toes.

Put 'em away. Thanks.

Nah George is right. Mad college guys think she's hot.

you can't say jailbait and camel toe in the same sentence, that's gross

she'd get it all night long and then again in the morning, i reckon the sex tape and deal with red light to disribute it will be done for christmas. i can't wait

Her music is so fucking annoying, i really wanna shut her mouth with my dick lol...and i dont care how she looks I'd still fuck her like crazy lol

Page 2, pics 2 and 3 -- she doesn't do a full brazillian. good to know.

"i'm 17 but i know what i'm doing"

"i'm 17 but i know what i'm doing"

I think Billy Ray just needs to ram his cock into her and then she will be happy. Just sayin'

+ 10 for the jailbait camel toe

- several billion for the peep toe boots

EPIC FAIL

her extensions are just too much. and what's up with all the artists wearing no pants on stage? is it to distract from their crappy music?

but i gotta say, she has nice legs.

Why is her ass so flabby?

of course they are...

repulsive

Maybe it's because I'm hungover but her legs look alright