Monthly Archives: May 2010

Titanically Awesome: 2 KIDS!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin; Snapped at the 2003 Billboard Music Awards

I like how Celine Dion is 42, wack. I thought she was in her mid 50’s (opps..I was wrong). But yeah, this wanna-be-MILF is going to be sporting the trend of twins this seasons. Any chance I could be one of her long lost children and inherit the loads of bullshit (by bullshit, I mean $$$$$$$$) she is going to pass down to her heirs as well?

BREAKING!! Halle Berry Spending Memorial Day Weekend in Miami!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Even though I understand there are very few straight, male supermodels left in the world, but if happen to be in Miami this weekend, make sure you hit the beach where residents of Continuum on South Beach hang out, so you can at least make an attempt at getting with the newly single Halle Berry. Of course, the probability of success is pretty low, but at least you can tell people you took a shot at the one & only Halle!

Anyway, while we’re talking about Halle, we might as well dive into her future projects. Sadly, there are none at the moment—at least none that are public. It appears as if Halle’s taking some time off for her two year old daughter Nahla Ariela Aubry. Zoe Saldana’s taking over as the “token black actress” during Halle’s absence, but you can bet your ass that Halle will be back with a kick ass role in the next 12-18 months! No worries, Halle, we patiently await your return!

BREAKING! Gisele Bundchen’s Workout Sponsored By Nike & Jamba Juice!

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

By looking at these pics, you would’ve believe that Gisele gave birth to a boy just 6/7 months back. I understand working out is a major part of her career, but those legs look so damn thin. Then again, I don’t think anybody cares since, even though it was recession time, Gisele Bundchen was still the top earning supermodel during 2009-2010.

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