• nybiggs

    Was watching TMZ and apparently she needs to use the bathroom like every hour. The only reason she bought that drink was to use the facilities.

  • hula

    no. 1 why is she under ‘babes’?!!
    no. 2 open toed sandal heel wtf

  • Caitie Harmful

    No…those are open toed boots.

    Although, I suspect they used to be regular boots until the putrid nature of her feet caused the toe area to rot away…

  • hula

    I was super confused, they don’t look 100% like boots like you say, they are so ugly it’s an insult to boots to call them that

  • Caitie Harmful

    They’re abominations.

  • hula

    If the shoe fits..

  • Philr Crackin

    I think she has Cute Toes - she goes out not giving a Rat’s Ass over how she looks, and she does look better than most regular chicks

  • cali-17

    I don’t know if it has more to do with her super hot past or her super skanky present or the combination of the two, but Brit is still number one on my “do list” - even if she’s a little too round or a little too unshowered. I know I’ve heard somebody say this before, but can’t you just imagine texting your buddies - “you won’t believe who I’m inside of right now.” You’d have an awesome story to tell forever.

  • hula

    “I’m pretty sure months before dropping her next album, Britney will hire a team of personal trainers to get her back into shape!” — aw the ever optimistic

    it will be the same as always, she’ll wear corsets and whatnot to cover her stomach, lots of photoshop, etc.

  • Boz

    *sigh

    10 years ago she was like the hottest girl in the world, now…. this is so heartbreaking.

  • Catie is Harmful

    Just like your face!

  • Caitie Harmful

    no u

  • Bugs on the Windshield

    I’ve seen way too many pictures of fat Britney with a cup of Starbucks in her hands, to the point where I am conditioned like a Pavlov dog. Everytime I see Starbucks, I think of Fat Britney and steer clear of Starbucks.

  • the kitten

    does she actually have stains on her pants? i will never understand this woman

  • the kitten

    good idea. i do too