Oasis’s Newest Band Member - LIONEL MESSI!
Messi and his mates will join up and disguise themselves as Oasis!
Barcelona star LIONEL MESSI has joined up with his team-mates to create a mock-version of legendary British-band Oasis, and is planning at some point to take them on a disguised and mysterious European tour!
Messi, who played for Argentina during this summer’s FIFA World Cup in South Africa, revealed that he has already taken up the position of guitarist - much like his hero from the band, Noel Gallagher!. Noel and co. have apparently even been invited to a performance by their immitators. A team-mate of Lionel Messi’s has already been recruited to become lead vocalist - taking the position of Liam Gallagher, but it has not been confirmed who this is as yet. However, my sources tell me that Zlatan Ibrahimovic is being mooted for the much coveted role!
The World Player of the Year then revealed “Our disguise is based on how Oasis looked in the mid-90s. We have our wigs, clothes and glasses sorted.”
“We’ll visit the UK. If you’re at a pub or club where we are performing and see past our disguises there’ll be a decent prize in it for you.”
…and I’ll certainly be hitting up all my locals anytime “Oasis” are advertised in the window. That’ll be a one heck of a Messi-night, fo sho’!
Source: The Sun